Friday, January 29, 2010

The Police are losing the plot.

Strathclyde's finest, Police Cuntstable Shiny Buttons

Once again the Police demonstrate how they are losing touch with the public they are supposed to serve.

In another ridiculous case which is being pursued all the way to court by the 'powers that be' a businessman has been charged with 'not being in proper control of his vehicle'. His vehicle at the time being stuck in traffic, with the hand brake on. His crime? Blowing his nose.

He was charged with this crime by the very same 'Officer' who had last year charged an unfortunate chap with littering after he dropped a ten pound note. He was fined fifty quid. The officer is well known for his robust approach to upholding the law and is nick-named 'PC Shiny Buttons'.

Perhaps our police need to reminded of Sir Robert Peel's Nine Points of Policing, in particular the second point,

The ability of the police to perform their duties is dependent upon public approval of police actions.

In my opinion, I wouldn't be surprised if Cuntstable Shiny Buttons has a very small penis, was bullied at school and is a virgin.

The revenue collecting cunt.


microdave said...

"Last night, a police source said: Total nonsense like this is the very opposite of good policing. This officer is known as PC Shiny Buttons for his lack of common sense approach to the job."

So there are SOME decent coppers left....

subrosa said...

Much smarter home for you Rab.

I've done a post of this too but it may be tomorrow before I publish it.

What a total waste of money taking this chap to court. Our judicial system needs examined.

DaveP said...

This cop will probably go far. Who knows, before long he might have his own personal shopper.

Fidothedog said...

He will go far, I think we have a future Chief Cuntstable in the making.

Mr. Mxyzptlk said...

Cuntstable Shiny Buttons has a very small penis, was bullied at school and is a virgin....

Same as me you wanna watch it we could have you for some sort of human rights thingamajigy.

you could end paying out a lot of money£££ to the constable and me

Anonymous said...


Denis O’Connor: What's half my staff doing back at Head Office?

Secretary: They're back to resolve a management dilemma, Sir.

Denis O’Connor: What sort of dilemma?

Secretary: They uncovered an honest policeman serving with the Kent Force and nobody knows where to station him, Sir.

Denis O’Connor: Another damn case of the solitary good apple, eh?

Joe Public said...

Somebody report the next officer they see simultaneously sneezing & driving a vehicle.

When sneezing, the reflex is to close both eyelids; if your eyes are closed you must be 'not in proper control of your vehicle'.

Dark Lochnagar said...

This tosser works out of Ayr, Rab and we're only training him to sort you Killy fuckers out!