Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Majority of Scots do NOT want independence

Alex 'I ate all the pies' Salmond

So, the 'big issue' for Fat Eck and his cronies appears not to be a big issue for the majority of us here in Scotland. When asked a straight question, (in a referendum on independence for Scotland, how would you vote?), only 38% said they would vote for independence and 54% opposed.

What's interesting about the poll is the following little nugget -

However, the pollsters also asked a separate question asking whether people agreed or disagreed that "the Scottish Government should negotiate a settlement with the government of the United Kingdom so that Scotland becomes an independent state" - the preferred wording of the Scottish Government for a future referendum.

In this case, 42% agreed with the statement, with 50% opposed.

Please note the words 'the preferred wording of the Scottish Government'. By using a bit of devious wordplay, an extra 4% agree to independence. The SNP are a devious bunch indeed.

Now, let me nail my colours to the mast. I care not a jot about Independence. It matters little to me, as far as I am concerned the SNP are just Labour in disguise, they are far too socialist. If there were a couple of other 'pro-Independence' parties that covered the political spectrum, then I may be interested. But no, there is just the SNbloodyP.

Devolution? No thanks. Just another layer of tossers who cost us a fortune sitting in their big fancy building talking crap about nothing that is really important. I want less government, not bloody more.

Full story here.

Did Rosie Cooper claim this on expenses?

She probably did!

Peter and Gordon at a gay bar.

Tip of the manky bandage to Dazed and Confused

Monday, June 29, 2009

Blogger in court victory!

'Kill 'em to death, by shagging!'

A former civil servant who wrote an internet article imagining the kidnap and murder of the pop group Girls Aloud has been cleared of obscenity.

Darryn Walker, 35, of South Shields, South Tyneside, was charged under the Obscene Publications Act after the blog appeared on a fantasy pornography site.

He appeared at Newcastle Crown Court, but was cleared on Monday.

His defence argued that the article was not accessible, and could only be found by those looking for specific material.

Mr Walker's 12-page blog - Girls (Scream) Aloud - was brought to the attention of police by the Internet Watch Foundation, an organisation for the public and IT professionals which polices potentially obscene material.

Full story here.

A victory for blogging! Now the public know that we are fucking mentalist psychos!

Or is the smear/spin machine being geared up to attack the blogosphere?

Gorgon '(knee) jerk' Broon

"British homes for British workers, if there's any left"

Once again, the hopelessness of the Prime Mentalist is laid bare for all to see. His latest knee jerk announcement today will unveil plans that will ensure 'British born' families jump ahead in the housing queue in front of asylum seekers and immigrants.

Whilst it is a sound idea, it's too bloody late Gordon! Everyone knows that you are only doing this in order to save yourself and your party.

They may as well hold a press conference and announce to the world, "Everything we have done, every policy we introduced, every piece of legislation we have forced through is a crock of steaming dung".

It would only be breaking news to the socialist righteous scum. It's old news to the rest of us.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

My favourite band ever

Hope you enjoy this live performance by my fave band of all time. Many years ago I was at a gig of theirs at the Barrowlands in Glasgow. I was at the very front, being crushed against the wooden barriers. It was worth it though, 'cos the great man himself shook my hand!

Friday, June 26, 2009

YOUR council tax probably pays for this SHIT!

Fuck the tax-payer, comrades

Just when I thought that I couldn't get more angrier at 'my' local council, I stumble upon this story in the local rag.

So, let's get this straight. My council tax, paid by me to them through no choice of my own, to pay for 'services' which at best are complete shit, also pays for two full time union officials who are employees of the council but do fuck all but deal with union bullshit all day every day?

What the FUCK is going on? And more to the point, how long has this been going on? Is it 'common practice' in all local authorities?

May I suggest, if I can be so bold, that if the union members wish to have the services of a full time union representative at their beck and call throughout the working day then get the fucking union to pay their bastard wages, not me!

I honestly cannot believe this shit happens. Have I slipped into a timewarp and ended up in 1976?

Michael Jackson, a tribute...

Sort of!

I tried to get a different Bo Selecta MJ video but the embed code was disabled.

Update - Put your jokes in the comments please!

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Nostalgic celebrity worship

It's always a shock when you hear that a particular type of celebrity has died.

The type of celebrity that you thought was forever young, the memory that you have is one when you were sitting on the floor of the living room watching the telly on a Saturday night. Eight years old sitting with your wee brother and sister watching the black and white rented telly, Mum on the sofa, Dad in the pub.

I always have a soft spot for showbiz stars of the seventies. After all, I am a child of the seventies.
So when I heard on the news that Farah Fawcett had passed away earlier today my heart sank.

The bogeyman is coming to get us...

"I'm a right scarey bastard, by the way"

Once again, another 'bogeyman' excuse is being used by the government in it's ambition to oversee and control absolutely everything in our lives.

A 'cyber war threat' against Britain is the latest bullshit spouted by some Minister or other.

Not content with controlling the Main Stream Media, it seems they want to get their grubby paws on the interweb too. And to control it, which means controlling us.

Former 'naughty boys' are to be recruited by GCHQ as they are the experts, apparently,

Lord West said Britain was also developing the capability to strike back against hackers by recruiting former hackers at GCHQ.

"It would be silly to say that we don't have any capability to do offensive work from Cheltenham," he said.

GCHQ had not employed any "ultra, ultra criminals" he added, but he said they needed the expertise of former "naughty boys.”

"You need youngsters who are deep into this stuff," he said. "If they have been slightly naughty boys, very often they really enjoy stopping other naughty boys."

Lord West said the terrorists' capability to launch attacks was something he believed will develop in future.

"We know terrorists use the internet for radicalisation and things like that at the moment, but there is a fear they will move down that path (of cyber attacks).

"As their ability to use the web and the net grows, there will be more opportunity for these attacks."

They never tire of trying to scare/mislead us all, do they.


Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Crime rate plummets!

I wonder how the right on/equality and diversity/pc brigade will react to this.

How delicious it is to see what we all know, but were frowned upon to say it out loud, being proved.

Never mind, they'll get all the mollycoddling and privileges inside anyway, paid for by the tax payer.

Angry Britain

Coming soon to a street near you, if it goes to plan...

Britain is an angry nation. Step outside your own front and the evidence is all around you. Arguments in the street there, a small incident of road rage here. You can hear the mutterings of people in the lengthy post office queue, pissed off people being forced to wait for a few minutes.

Nothing new there you say.

But we are angrier than ever. Personally speaking I hate people. "Get out of my fucking way" I think to myself when anyone has the audacity to walk in front of me. I find myself swearing at the television when watching something that I disagree with. In the car I constantly shout and swear at other cars for not indicating at roundabouts or cutting us up. And I don't even drive, the Wife is my chauffeur!

I wasn't like this before. As a younger man I was fairly mellow, nothing much bothered me. I would say to myself I was angry because I was getting older, more cynical. The innocence of youth had left me and was drifting in the ether of times past.

But I'm not so sure that's why. Everyone is angry these days and, to be fair, we have plenty to be angry about.

And that's the problem.

There is so much to be angry about in Britain today and it suits the government. The collective anger isn't being focussed on one large issue, as it should be. The smeargate and expenses scandal, the incompetence of Gorgon and his cronies, the rise to power of Lord Fondlebum of boyes. The erosion of our freedom and the further acceleration of our country into a authoritarian police state. That's what we should ALL be getting angry about.

Instead we have the distractions. Issues that divide us, issues that we talk about with friends, workmates or fellow bloggers. All sorts of things. For the Heat magazine crowd we have the obsession with celebrity and the Big Brother/Britains Got Talent crap on the TV to keep them occupied. The Daily Hate middle class oiks get themselves lathered into a frothing mass of indignation with stories of immigration/assylum seekers and house prices. The working man now has the wildcat strikes at Total and the Royal Mail strikes to talk about. The chattering classes have the Iran issue to discuss at the next fundraiser event. Everyone hates bankers.

Now we are being provoked. The long awaited, much discussed 'Summer of Rage' is nearly upon us. Why else would a video showing heavy handed policing that was recorded last August suddenly pop into the public domain now? Do the powers that be want us to focus our anger against the police? Over the past year or so, there has been numerous stories about police brutality, missing shoulder numbers etc etc.

So, everyone is angry. Now for the next stage of the plan.

They want a 'Summer of Rage'. They want a distraction.

A season of public disorder is just what they want. 'Emergency' public order legislation is ready to be rushed through to be used against everyone, regardless if you are caving in the local cop shop window or if you are a blogger. Another heel to stand on the neck of freedom and liberty. Identity cards will become mandatory for all, police will have carte blanche to stop and check. "Papers please" will be the demand. More CCTV and more data base state. More excuses to moniter and control us all, comply or pay the penalty.

I'm sure many of the good subjects of Britain would be delighted with a few riots, giving it to 'the man'. Showing the bastards that we've had enough.

But I fear that's exactly what they want us to do.

Monday, June 22, 2009


"You're an MP? Take this you bastard"

I nearly pissed myself laughing when I read this earlier.

Funny how a common occurrence which happens dozens of times a day up and down the land suddenly becomes a major news story because the 'victim' is one of the 646. The twat used his phone to film the 'youths' and got a doing for his trouble. Now he knows what it's like trying to take photographs or film the police during a demonstration.

Reap what you sow.

He has experienced the result of 40 years of social experimenting and engineering that he and his like have inflicted on this country.

I hope it hurt, a lot.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Is Brown going to fall on his sword?

Gottle of geer, Mandy's a queer...

It seems that the prime Mentalist may have finally got the hint, at long last.

Reading between the lines, I get the impression that his Grauniad interview is the start of his 'retreat from office'. Well, I hope so anyway. But who will step into his shoes? Is the Prince of Darkness, Lord Fondlebum of Boyes ready to take over? Is it within the rules, so to speak?

We all know who is pulling the strings and putting the words into the cave like gob of Gorgon.

Looks like his devious plan is progressing nicely...

Tip of the manky bandage to TractorStats for the pic

Friday, June 19, 2009

A G.O.T. video presentation.

Tip of the manky bandage to GOT

UPDATE - The bastards at YouTube have pulled the video because of 'violation of terms of use' or some bullshit.

Clearly they don't believe in free speech.


UPDATE 2 - View the video here

About bloody time...

Nee Naw etc etc.

Scotland Yard have announced that they are to investigate some of the expense claims made by the troughing bastards in Parliament.

Should be interesting...

The white joke...

Baby P doc sues for unfair dismissal

Useless cow

Dr Sabah Al-Zayyat, the 'doctor' who failed to spot the broken back of Baby P has now decided that she has been made a scapegoat and is suing for unfair dismissal.

She could get up to £100k in compensation if she is successful.

Fuck me, you couldn't make it up.

The thin end of the wedge...

I was reading the local rag last night and came across this story about the council recording the finger prints of seven year old children.

This is just so wrong on so many levels. What's next, DNA harvesting of the entire school age population?

What makes it worse is that consent was not given, but the bastards just ignored this minor detail and went ahead anyway.

They make it sound all so innocent. The little kiddies just press their finger on to the scanner and they get their dinner. Of course it will only be a matter of time until some bastard decides to analyse all the info gathered on each child. Cue a bombardment of righteous do-gooding telling us all what to feed our children.

It won't just stop at school dinners. Want to borrow a library book? Fingerprint please! Want to be a member of the chess club? Fingerprint please!

It's not about making it easier to run the schools at all.

It's about conditioning our children for the future. Conditioning them to accept without question what will happen when they are adults if this thin edge of the wedge continues to be hammered in.

Fancy a trip to the USA?

I received the following e mail yesterday.

Dear friend

I am Miss Pamela McCain, a staff and the youth leader of WORLD HUMAN RIGHT ORGANIZATION (W.H.R.O) Washington D.C U.S.A. and a member of the international Red Cross. We are organizing a global combined conference against RACISM and HUMAN TRAFFICKING in U.S.A and DAKAR SENEGAL WEST AFRICA. It is my pleasure to invite you to participate in this global combined international conference, taking place from 17th to 20th August 2009 at Washington D.C in the United States of America and in Dakar- Senegal Africa from 24th to 27th August 2009.

In our request to invite people from various countries around the world, I went in search of e-mails on the Google web site as a means of contacting people and organizations As a result, I picked your e-mail from an N.G.O`s website. If you are interested to participate as an individual or want to represent your country or your organization, you may contact the conference secretariat genera of the organizing committee for details and information’s regarding registration for the international conference.

Inform them that you were invited to participate by a friend of yours (Miss Pamela McCain) who is a member of the International Committee of the Red Cross and a staff of WORLD HUMAN RIGHT ORGANIZATION (W.H.R.O)

I believe that we may have the opportunity to meet if you may be willing to participate in this event. The benevolent donors from across the world and the Organizing Committee will provide air round trip tickets, accommodation and visa processing for all registered participants for the period of Staying in the U.S, If you are a holder of passport that may require visa to enter into the United States you may inform the conference secretariat at the time of registration, as the organizing committee is responsible for all visa arrangements and travel assistance.

Below is the contact address of the conference secretariat .By email:


You can also contact me on my private e-mail: mccain.pamela@gmail.com

Yours secretly,

Miss Pamela McCain,

Youth leader


Sadly, I am unable to attend. (Clearly it's a total scam, as i have no friends at all, never mind one called Pamela McCain).

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

What really happened then?


I wonder what actually happened in Belfast that triggered the unpleasantness of the past week or so.

I, for one, do not believe it was a 'racist' attack. Clearly, the righteous BBC have worked themselves into a foaming mass of right on rage and as far as they are concerned it is all the work of racist thugs. It is their lead story, after all.

Deputy First Minister Martin McGuinness said it was a "totally shameful episode" in the city. Which is a bit rich coming from that murdering bastard.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Knife re-design to cut crime.

Fucking idiots. That'll solve it then.

Haven't they heard of screw-drivers? Or any other pointy thing?

Pest control admits defeat

Unfortunately the quick extermination a few weeks ago of the vermin Damien McBride, (latin name bloatus reduss faced cuntus), has been unsuccesful.

Signs of another infestation have been reported around it's usual territory, the Liebore party.

A press release by Rentokil this morning stated, "It is with great regret that we have to report a sighting of a pest that we previously understood to be eliminated from public view some time ago. Our scientists are working round the clock to re-formulate the poison and all traps will be re-baited as soon as possible".

There has been no reported sighting of the less durable pest that usually accompanies McBride, Dolly Draper, (beardus twattus).

Handy hints to start a new life abroad...

Not required!!

1) Go to any Islamic country of your choice illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.

2) Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.

3) Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.

4) Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc.

5) Procreate abundantly.

6) Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behaviour with, ‘It is a cultural thing; you wouldn’t understand.’

7) Keep your British identity strong. Fly your national flag from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window, or on your car bumper.

8) Speak only English at home and in public, and insist that your children do likewise.

9) Demand classes on English culture in the foreign school system.

10) Demand a local country driver license or national insurance number equivalent. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimise your unauthorised, illegal, presence.

11) Drive around with no MOT, tax or insurance and ignore local traffic laws.

12) Insist that local law enforcement teaches English to all its officers.

13) Organise protest marches against your host country, inciting violence against non-Brits, non-Christians, and the government that let you in.

14) Congregate together in an area so that the locals feel unwelcome and become strangers in their own neighbourhood, the locals will move out of the area.

15) Achieve the above aim by keeping your house neat and tidy, growing plants, keeping dogs, eating bacon sandwiches and building new houses in a British mock Tudor style.

16) Build a large prominent Church (under the guise that it is for the whole community) and demand to ring the bells at all hours (this will help achieve aim 14 above).

17) Dress in the England/Scotland/Welsh/Northern Ireland international football strip during Christian festivals.

18) Play Rule Britannia out of your car windows during the summer months very loudly.

19) Demand a local pub and pole dancing club.

20) Re-introduce diseases that were eradicated 40 years ago.

21) Demand equal rights laws for women and homosexuals.

22) Insist that the British women dress in short skirts and expose their flesh.

23) Undermine the local electoral system by ensuring that voting boxes are not tampered with, votes are secret and not tribal based. If elected refuse to represent the local population.

24) Demand that inter breeding between cousins ceases so that the high number of birth defects in the country is reduced.

25) Insult Mohammed and Islam and threaten to kill anyone who questions Christianity.

26) Demand that the death sentence/stoning is abolished.

27) Talk the local language selectively i.e. when locals approach revert to English. When you think they are out of hearing range (i.e on the other side of a supermarket aisle) go back to speaking the local language.

28) Under no circumstances socialise with the locals. In the event that shameful behaviour should occur, such as forming a relationship with a local, quickly re-patriate your daughter to UK without informing the local authorities where and why she has gone.

29) Groom the local children so that they adopt Western values.

30) Refer constantly to the British Community being angry.

31) Whenever a British person commits a crime deny it is true and explain that they come from a very well respected family. Do this while speaking in a pigeon language version of the native language.

32) Whenever local law enforcement agencies come into the British area demand to know what right they have got to come into our area.

33) Whenever a British person commits acts of terrorism claim it never happened and that it has been created by the security services, government and media as a conspiracy against Christianity.

34) Do not send your Children to school during Christian festivals.

35) Refuse to allow your children to visit places of worship of other faiths or learn about other faiths during school lessons.

Good luck! You’ll soon be dead.

It would never happen in Pakistan , Afghanistan or Iraq (or any other country in the world for that matter) except right here in the UK , because we are run by soft, politically correct politicians that are too scared to ‘offend’ anyone.

The above post has been adapted from a comment on another site.

Friday, June 12, 2009

The recession is over!!


Celebrations are being held up and down the land as news that the end of the recession has finally arrived.

A Downing Street spokesgimp confirmed this morning that, in official terms, the slump was over. This is due mainly to Mr Patel in Leicester hiring a paper boy. The leader of Leicester council said this morning, "This is wonderful news for the local economy, which will benefit by around £11.50 a week".

Financial institutions are being urged to start releasing easier credit in order to help the beleaguered garden hot-tub and giant trampoline industry.

Asked whether any lessons have been learned, the spokesgimp said, "absolutely fucking not".

Welcome to the real world...

Wave goodbye to tax payers cash Pat!

So, the Gummint are to sell their (our) share in the loss making, inefficient, union strangulated Royal Mail.

Sell it then, and let it stand on it's own two feet. Let a privately run company with it's own cash decide it's fate and worry about it's pension problem. I certainly do not want to be paying pensions to public sector workers who retire at 60 (at the latest) whilst my good self will probably be toiling until I drop dead. Fuck 'em.

Have a laugh at this knob bleating that it's 'not a job for life' anymore and 'I'll need to work into my 61st or 62nd year'. What a fucking cretin.

What is it with public sector workers? Have they any clue about how the real world works?

So, let it go private. If it prospers, great. If not, it sinks. The world will not stop turning.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

You dissin me?

'Good boys, loved their Mums etc etc'

Take a look at the faces of the scum above. The faces that represent a large section of British 'society'. The faces of three murdering bastards.

All three have been found guilty of murdering a sixteen year old lad, who showed them 'disrespect'.

I'm sure they don't care that they are going to jail. It'll be a badge of honour when they come out, probably in less than a decade. The hand wringers already have the excuses waiting to excuse their crime, deprived backgrounds etc etc etc.

I was going to go into a rant about the 'culture' and 'gangsta rap' shit that's spouted now and again but I won't bother. It bores me.

They were born bad and society has let them evolve into murders by allowing and encouraging them.

End of.

More tax payer bale out nonsense

Another financial 'institution' is to be baled out by you and I, the tax payer.

West Bromwich Building Society is tits up and a rescue plan will be happening in the next few days. All saver's cash is guaranteed and the society's mortgage customers should see 'business as usual'.

Once again, greedy bastard bosses have been pushing it a tad too far. But it's okay, we'll cough up. Whether we like it or not.


Tuesday, June 9, 2009

The hidden war against you.

The following post is a comment from Old Holborn's place.

The society in which we live is subject to accelerating unprecedented negative change probably never before seen in the history of humankind. The diverse global cultural values of individual countries are under attack and in the initial process of destruction. The national identity of individuals is on the road to anonymity based on ignorance. The process of globalisation responsible for this phenomenon is executed under the guise of philanthropy and racial harmony. The objectives behind this process are far from philanthropic or harmonic and if achieved will have led the human race so far down the road into subjugation and misery that extrication will be extremely difficult. The stand has to be made now before the rot becomes more formidable. The primary aim of the process of globalisation is to enslave the masses for the benefit of the few.

Of course, as Bourdier and Wacquant (1999) among others have warned, we must always be cautious of the way we use the term globalisation, because, perhaps more often than not, it is a concept that is used arguably to depersonalise and anonymize the real power structure while in fact we know that the top of the global power hierarchy is formed by the Wall Street- Treasury complex and its political puppets and economic allies in the U.S. and other Western countries.” (Hamm & Smandych 2005).

The authors are telling us that the political leaders we have elected are nothing more than puppets of the rich. The authors further inform us that globalisation is a process in which the rich are tightening their grip on the lower majority social classes in their enhancement of their contemporary totalitarian regimes.

The CHIEF seemingly harmless method by which the conquest of globalisation is being executed is known as soft power domination. The process is defined as “the ability to achieve desired outcomes in international affairs through attraction rather than coercion” (Joseph S. Nye).

The method relies upon seduction rather than the threat that is the basis for hard power encroachment the other side of the coin. The use of hard power techniques was seen at the recent G20 protests in which the police appear to have killed Ian Tomlinson.

The deaths of John Smith, Dr. Kelly and Robin Cook were also probably related to the hard power approach … hard power is usually only used where soft power methods are ineffective.

The recent scandals involving M.P. s’ immoral expense claims are part of the soft power style of social dominance. The high levels of M.P. s involved exposed the wide spread practice of soft power seduction in the area of finance related to high-level politics.

The majority of modern power dominance has been achieved through soft power. The areas involved in soft power social dominance can be found in the form of “movies, pop music, television, fast food, fashions, theme parks” (Hamm & Smandych 2005).

Yes, a harmless looking artificial iconic hamburger is probably more effective in acquiring social dominance than a hand grenade. The use of soft power often goes unrecognised and thus unchallenged with its invisibility making it highly formidable.

The recognition of this process is essential in the fight against it. The effect of soft power can insidiously undermine the cultural values of a society with those values being replaced by the values of the cultural threat.

The social values which our children ape are set by the Plutocrat … the Plutocrat controls the music and fashion industries that in turn control the pop stars that control the actions of our children. The cultural norms to which young people in this area aspire have been introduced through soft power domination techniques. The Pied Piper had nothing on these guys.


The evidence suggests that the rich control our society
That our society only masquerades as a Democracy
That our elected political leaders are puppets of the rich
That the things we are brain washed into thinking we like are spelling our undoing and is part of the process of globalisation
That when a subject resists soft power ruthless hard power techniques are used to overcome the challenge
That globalisation is in the disinterest of the majority of the population of the U.K.

So what can we do?

We have to cut off the tentacles of the controlling forces starting with the European Union and re-establish our identity and self determination while bringing our politiciains and media manipulaters to book: vote for ANYONE outside of the inner circle of corruption, reject all media that encourages it and be fully aware of soft power encroachment that comes in many forms. Let’s hear it from Hamm & Smandych:-

“Yet, collectively, we also recognise that even under the most repressive regimes, resistance to attempts at political- economic cultural dominance is not necessarily impossible”

Listen to the BNP voters

As predicted, the Righteous are up in arms and much wailing and gnashing of teeth can be heard because the BNP have done rather well in the elections last week.

Anti BNP campaigns are no doubt being planned and the Guardianista types are proclaiming any votes for the BNP are votes for knuckle dragging racist scumbags. There is even talk of 'banning' the party.

But we live in a democracy and you cannot pick and choose which parts of democracy you like, otherwise it wouldn't be a, umm, democracy now would it?

I'm not a supporter of them, but I understand completely why people are voting for them. They seem to have more in common with 'working class Britain' than any of the main stream parties.

Perhaps LibLabCon should read this article. It's from the BBC so it probably has been through the Righteous filter, but it is interesting reading.

A couple of comments from BNP voters,

I voted BNP and I'm very pleased that they have won two seats. Being in the Yorkshire and Humber, I am pleased that my vote has for once counted. Despite thoughts of many, especially media who are supposed to be impartial, I am not racist nor condone racism. I do however agree with 90% of the BNP's policies which I cannot say about the other parties. The country has become a laughing stock and an easy free ride for people who come into the country with nothing. The ordinary person is ignored and what's more I do not see why we cannot celebrate St Georges day incase we offend others. It's part of our country's heritage. Jolene, West Yorkshire

I voted for the BNP for the first time in the European elections. I read the party's policies, they are not racist, they simply want to look after people who are British first, and that includes all races who have a right to be here.

People who work and contribute to our country and society (irrespective of colour or religion) are welcome and people who come here for our benefits system and the NHS who have never contributed to this country are not so welcome. Neither are bogus asylum seekers and criminals. We have enough of our own. I have every sympathy with people from countries where the system is not so generous, but we can't look after all of them in Britain. We're full up, and our elderly citizens are not getting the care they deserve. It's because we are so generous that everyone wants to come here, to the detriment of people who have lived here all their lives, paid their taxes and deserve to have their place in the queue.
Nick, Oxford

I hope the 'mainstream' parties are listening. Probably not, they have already labelled the BNP voters with names ending in 'ists' and 'phobes'. Classic Righteous behaviour.

Update - 1430. Have a look at this.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Why won't they do it?

According to reports, the vast majority of labour MP's still support/back the Prime Mentalist. They were cheering and banging on desks during a meeting of the PLP earlier.

Voices of dissent were heard from Charles Clarke, who urged Gordoom to resign, Fiona McTaggart, Tom Harris and Siobhan McDonagh.

Bob Ainsworth said the meeting had been 'overwhelmingly supportive of the prime minister'.

So. there you have it. The PLP has just signed the papers that will banish Labour from government for many a year to come.


It's not all bad news, say Labour.

After suffering their worst election results since the war, there was a bit of good luck for Gordon this morning.

He found 50p down the back of the sofa....

The one eyed one man band

The Prime Mentalist has everything under control...

The way it's going for Gorgon, the picture above will be reality if he has anymore resignations from his cabinet.

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel to get talent into his government, he has painted himself into a corner and his ministers call the shots. Eyebrows Darling spat the dummy out and refused to be moved to another department and he got his way. If Gorgon was half the prime minister he thinks he is, this would never have happened.

His cabinet is full of people promoted beyond their ability, just like him.

Lord Fondlebum of Boyes cunning plan seems to be going swimmingly.

Gordon's reaction to election results...

Tip of the manky bandage to Man Widdicombe

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Friday, June 5, 2009

Council workforce in skiving shocker!

Now and again, maybe...

Once again, my local rag has a front page story which reveals the skiving and piss taking the 'work' force of the council get up to.

I know I have been critical of the council once or twice in the past, (here and here), but what is going on sums everything up that is happening in the public sector.

Inefficiency, waste, poor management controls etc etc. All paid for by you and me, the tax-payer.

From the highest office in the land all the way to the council bin man, they're all at it.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Jack Tweed is a tool

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

What a complete knob. His true colours are there for all to see.

"Infamy Infamy, They've all got it infamy"

'Take that you bastard'

Tip of the manky bandage to the talented gigits

A text I received yesterday...

The Labour Party have today changed their emblem from a rose to a condom as it more accurately reflects their political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you are actually being fucked.

Voting 'too complicated' say public

Pretty difficult to fathom out, apparently

Hundreds of thousands of the voting public have expressed outrage that they have been unable to vote for their prefered candidate today.

It seems that the system used, (a piece of paper and a pencil), is beyond the capabilities of a huge section of the country.

"It's just so confusing", wailed 47 year old Hector McNeil, a businessman from Leceister, "how was I supposed to know that I had to unfold the ballot paper".

His wife, also called Hector, chipped in "We should have been warned about this beforehand, I mean why were we not given instructions? Where were the adverts on the telly and in the papers".

There are fears that this problem could seriously affect the chances of any political parties that attract the vote of the 'not the sharpest knife in the drawer' section of society. Like Labour.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Listen to your party McDoom!

The Prime Mentalist, pictured earlier today.

What is it going to take for Gorgon to realise that he is not wanted? We've all known for months that he is a dead man walking, his cabinet realised weeks ago and now even his senior back benchers are coming out of the wood work to publicly criticise the Dear Leader.

It seems the ordinary rank and file Labour MP's are mightily pissed off with the way Gorgon runs his empire, the final straw being his infamous YouTube appearance when he announced plans to reform MP's expenses without actually bothering to discuss the matter with the Parliamentary Labour Party, even though he had been to their meeting the day before.

So caught up in his own megalomania and drunk with power, he thinks he is untouchable. He waited for years for his big chance, the top job. To be the boss man. He won't give it up without a fight. It was his right, his destiny.

So now the chickens are coming home to roost. The little people he has stamped on for so long within his own party are fighting back.

I expect many more cluckings of discontent in the next few days.

Do the honourable thing for the first time in your political life, resign.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Know your enemy - The Socialist Hierarchy

1. Evil Controllers, drunk on power, convinced of their own righteousness. Nasty, vicious, vindictive bastards with grudges. No humour. Corrupt. Authoritarian. Bigoted. Extremely dangerous. Responsible for the deaths of MILLIONS. Detroys anything and everything that they do not understand or can control. Brown, Draper, Mandelson, Stalin

2. Champagne Socialists. Love to tell people how much they care, whilst eating fois gras. No real power other than that bestowed on them by Evil Controllers. Typical BBC types, Guardian readers, public sector management, social Services heads of department. Love telling other people how to live their lives and completely fucking it up. Aromatherapists driving new Volvos. Typical New Labour. Toynbee, Shoesmith

3. Bolshy Oiks. Most of Liverpool and the North. Jealous of everyone and everything, yet grabs/steals/pinches everything they can. Wishes they had the brains to be entreprenureal, so "acquires" as much as possible whilst never "selling out". John Prescott for example. Proports to speak for the working man whilst picking his pocket at every opportunity. People who sell hamburgers for £4 from filthy vans on the A1. Never wash their hands after taking a shit.

4. Airheads. Students who think that if you give an African a dollar, they won't demand your entire wallet. Vegetarians, greens, eco warriors. All for the "commune" until THEIR packet of Quorn goes missing from the fridge. Usually supported by the State and/or parents. Grow up to be Surveyors or Champagne Socialists. Swampy

5. Ethnic Socialists. Pretend to be socialist whilst sticking steadfast to their own agenda ie. I am special, fuck everyone else, I want it all for ME, it is my RIGHT as a Hutu, Rasta, Somali, Muslim, BNP Trade Unionist, disabled, woman, lesbian/gay, shirt lifter, Aboriginal artist. Dianne Abbot, Lee Jasper

6. Useful Idiots. Currently 18% of the population who would vote for a pig with a red rosette because Dad was a Labour man. The Welsh for example.

Tip of the manky bandage to Old Holborn

Now they're using dogs to spy!

Wyre Council in Lancashire are using a dog fitted with a camera to catch dog owners who do not clean up after their dogs!

Bloody hell, it's getting worse.

You're such a hoon, Hoon

Hoon by name. hoon by nature

Now Hoon is 'sorry' for money he claimed on a second home and has paid back the cash.

It was an "inadvertent administrative error". Apparently.

Story here.

Monday, June 1, 2009

Piss take?

I stumbled across this site earlier.

I hope it's a piss take, I'm pretty sure it is. Entertaining stuff anyway (sort of!)

Boyle has a breakdown

Gordon Broon in his best dress

Susan Boyle has been sectioned under the mental health act and is in the Priory clinic for a 'rest'.

And to add to her troubles, Jonah Broon has spoken to Simon 'smug bastard' Cowell and Piers 'fat bastard' Morgan to check on her progress. "I hope Susan is okay" he dribbled.

That'll be her on suicide watch now.

UPDATE- Have a look at the Daily Mash view of the story...