Sunday, November 1, 2009

Guy Broon.

WooHoo! Who said shite doesn't burn!


AN effigy of the Prime Minister will be burned at the bonfire night and fireworks celebrations in Ripon next week.
The organisers, Ripon Gunpowder Plot, decided to make a giant Gordon Brown figure after consulting with sponsors and members of the public about whose face they would like to see on the Guy at the event, which takes place at Hell Wath on Friday, November 6.


Fantastic!

Full story here.

8 comments:

wee scunner said...

Aye, well many a true word spoken in jest an a that. Is that a wee photey of Broonstainovich burning our money?

Gigits said...

Can't they put him in the effigy and then set it alight, like in "The Wicker Man"?

I can just imagine him shrieking "Och God Noooo!!!! I'm a Christian!!!!"

increasinglymiffed said...

Oh, let's be helpful and save them the cost of making an effigy.....

send them the genuine article!

VotR said...

Maybe they can build one for the Glasgow NE by-election as well.

pentland52-letters said...

No, no, no...Guy was a good guy, he was the guy who wanted to blow up parliament, so he must have been a goog guy. The guy you guys are talking about, Broon, is a tumshie ergo, he needs a candle inserted (and lit) in his gub. That way he'll be the guy with the flames coming out of his face and not the guy called Guy who was burned to death trying to do us a favour by getting rid of a shedload of outher usless guys.....now called MPs. OK guys?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Would it not be more satisfying to insert a stick of dynamite up his arsehole and light it. Fuck, waste of Dynamite. Just stick a red hot poker up his arse, cheaper and the screams of agony will be more satisfying. Do Blair at the same time and see who screams the loudest. My money would be on Blair.

The Economic Voice said...

They would claim the cost of the effigy and the cost of clearing the remaining ashes back on expenses!!!

Anonymous said...

DL, you have a sadistic streak, haven't you? But what a thundering good idea.