I've been silent due to having no broadband as we have moved house. Apparently Sky's easy and quick transfer is a load of bullshit as new customers take priority and we waited a month for a phone line and as of today we still have no broadband.
So, Sky and BT, fuck you very much.
Anyway, I have stolen some broadband from the out-laws to type this so I can let you know I'm not dead.
I'm still around on twitter now and again, my new phone only allows me to sign in to twitter for some reason, trying to sign into blogger is beyond it's capability. Follow me @Jock_Bastard.
Anyway, I hope to pop up again shortly.