Sunday, May 9, 2010

Jacqui Smith Press Release.


Number one, that's who I look after.


'It has been a pleasure to serve - MYSELF. To steal money from innocent taxpayers to fund my expensive fat cat life-style & to keep my pervy wanking husband amply supplied with porno vids, and in a £40K p.a. non-job. To control & bully you 'little people' & to make your life a misery with my mean minded laws, completely ignoring your wishes BECAUSE I CAN. And finally, to rip you all off (again)by getting a 'resettlement grant' that most of you can only dream about - not forgetting my gold plated pension that you losers paid for. Having troughed like the pig I am for the last 13 years, allow me to assure you that I shall continue to trough for the rest of my worthless life - and you can't do a thing about it. Hahahaha....'





with thanks to an anonymous commenter...

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

And an OINK OINK to that.

Mr. Mxyzptlk said...

Oh! and i am sure it will never ever happen again and we have seen the end of self serving politicians......Perhaps not

tris said...

Sickeningly accurate.

Anonymous said...

Not only that, but I gather that Richard Timney, the worthless wusband of Jacqui Smith, was watching something catering for men with an interest in other men.

If the thought of Jacqui Smith's rancid spam butterfly makes you turn to being a crafty butcher, who should be surprised?

Rightwinggit said...

"you can't do a thing about it. Hahahaha...."

Only one out of sixty million needs to get lucky once.

Mish Masher said...

is she taking the porn films with here?

Mish Masher said...

her*

Bugger said...

There is nothing left I can say about this waste of space that has not be said already.

I just hope she goes away and never comes back.

She epitomises the paucity of intellect and spirit of true public service that was, and unfortunately still is as of 3.40 pm today, the hallmark of Labour. Self serving scum, the lot of them.

Maybe we should invite the Luftwaffe back to finish the job on Westminster. Guido Fawkes is having nae luck.

Dark Lochnagar said...

..............and some late news just in, Jacqui Smith says, "RantinRab can go and fuck himself"!

Anonymous said...

I'm hoping hubby goes postal when his free man2man porn is cut off.

Preferably in the middle of a dinner party with Bercow, Blears, gorgon, balls, mandelstein...it's a long list he's gonna have to reload a few times.

Dean MacKinnon-Thomson said...

This was a good moment. She was almost crying too....bet when she phones her husband [who wasnt a the count] he'll have to appologise "sorry babe, I wasnt watching...." lol

;)

banned said...

Rab, do you have the address for her 'second home'? I have a few wanked out porn DVDs that she and Richard are welcome to since they will now have so much spare time.

Clive said...

My dear, dear little sow,

Take your finger out of your cunt, and stick it back up your nose where it belongs. Then you can be Prime Mincer, just like Gordon.