Sunday, October 25, 2009

Glasgow North East - Hero Wanted!

12 comments:

polaris said...

Just a minor thing, he isnae from Springburn, Glasgow - he's from Erskine, that's Renfrewshire - mind you that is more local some of the other candidates.

I grew up in Renfrewshire, and we were left under no illusion - we weren't weegies...

We wus better....

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

I was dragged up in the three towns and Saltcoats was hoaching wi weegies during the Glasgow fair. Some had never seen the sea before.

Edgar said...

How do you make a ouija board.

You take away his telly.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

:o)

Dark Lochnagar said...

Rab, now that you've gone against all your principles and sold out to the Scottish media who are quoting your postings verbatum, will you still be able to remember us wee people as you hob-nob around with the Iain Dales of this worls? LoL.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

I have? Do explain!

Dark Lochnagar said...

You obviously don't read the Sunday Mail, I mean the Scottish one. On the page where they are discussing Nick Griffin, page 8 or 9 I think they quote "Scottish Blogger, Rantin Rab" and then quote extensively from the bit you did about Diane Abbott being compared to a chocolate Hobnob on This Week. Sorry if I've picked you up wrongly. I thought after your recent episode of Statporn you had now sold out completely. And well when I read your piece about Famous Media Personality, Smeato, you can see why I was confused. Please accept my apologies. LMFAO!

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Fuck me, cheeky bastards.

Mate, I'll never sell out to no one. That's a Rab guarantee.

As far as John Smeaton is concerned, he's not a politician, that's why I'm giving him positive blog space!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Get onto the wankers first thing and tell them you want a fee. OIh, and don't forget my usual 20% finders fee. I'm actually amazed that no-one else noticed it. I read it before I watched the fitba this afternoon and I thought by this time it would have been all over.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

It's not the first time it's happened. The Kilmarnock Standard printed nearly a whole post of mine word for word the other month. They thought I was Gregor Fisher. (Honest).

I contacted them and they blamed the council!

Training course for Smeato said...

They will have to give Smeato more media training as he was dire on that interview the other week. Sat flapping like a drowning goldfish. Didn't have a clue what his party was planning to do about anything.
Admittedly all the other parties just talk bollocks and haven't got a clue either but at least they say something even if it is bollocks.

Anonymous said...

pish