Friday, October 30, 2009

Just hold on a minute...


Climate change bollocks. Green on the outside, red on the inside.



Listen up people. Your hard earned cash, £90,000,000,000 per year of it, is going to be pissed away by the EU and a large proportion of it will be given to poorer nations.

To fight climate change.

I don't know about you but I'm sick of this shit.

Sick of the climate change loons. Sick of the EU. Sick of the political fuckwits who think all this shit is a splendid idea.

Take the EU. How the cunting fuck did it evolve into the monster it is? Who decided it would creep into every single fucking detail of our lives? I thought it was set up as a trading agreement? Now it seems we need to bow down to the collective wisdom of the entire European political knob-jockey establishment. My Grandfather drove a tank in the war. He was on the Normandy beaches on D Day. Fought all the way into Germany. My other Grandfather was a Sergeant Major. He was in the army in the thirties. As soon as war was declared he left and joined up again. For what? For what we have now? I don't think so. The two of them must be spinning in their graves.

Fuck Europe, fuck Brussels, fuck Westminster, fuck Hollyrood, fuck the local council.

Fuck the fake charities, fuck Greenpeace, fuck the Quangos.

Fuck them all.

23 comments:

Old Holborn said...

I've made a conscious decision today not to pay any tax anymore.

Full stop. If they are going to hand it to Bangladeshi's to buy taller poles to sit on or Kenyans to plant more bushes for elephants to eat then fuck it.

Anonymous said...

Old holborn, when you find out how to successfully stop paying tax (without undesired side effects), do share :)

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Anonymous, click on Captain Ranty's blog, on the sidebar or check out TPUC, on the left sidebar.

Goodnight Vienna said...

Every word a gem, Rab - and so true.

scunnert said...

Call me thick but how does giving money to other countries save the environment?

Oldrightie said...

Call me thick but how does giving money to other countries save the environment?

Saves us spending it on carbon life styles and reduces the number of people abroad who can spend it. It goes into Swiss bank acounts and is then shared out amongst the chosen few. Simples, fuck the people of the world and save the planet for a few plus their serfs.

thelunaticarms said...

"Fuck Europe, fuck Brussels, fuck Westminster, fuck Hollyrood, fuck the local council.

Fuck the fake charities, fuck Greenpeace, fuck the Quangos.

Fuck them all."

Now that is word perfect. I'm in awe. May I add Fuck the UN & IMF?

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

You may indeed!

Jayce Kay said...

Any good at judging distances and wind vectors?

Anonymous said...

Talking of Fucking people, anything floated your way about the 1200 postal votes and additional 4000 on the elctoral roll in Glasgow NE?

I suspect labour are getting ready to fuck us again.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Anonymous 6:06.

Tell me more. rantinrab@googlemail.com

Lorenzo said...

Don't forget the fucking rubber fucking dinghies for the Eskimos, something to do with all their ice I've nicked and hidden in my fridge.

The Young Oligarch said...

Quite right , Rab !

Fuck them !

Barking Spider said...

Spot fucking ON, Rab!

killemallletgodsortemout said...

Fuck it. I'm leaving my Range Rover ticking over all weekend.

Just because I can, and FUCK 'EM!

increasinglymiffed said...

What everyone has said. I've had enough.

What next?

Anonymous said...

I made a decision about 12 - 18 months ago that I'd had enough of it all. How to fuck them all over? Well, me - I've started small. We have that £70 fine for littering here - so every day I drop some litter - just one little bit 'cos I don't really like the place looking like shit. Also, every day I make at least one non-PC remark or tell one non-PC joke. Every week I put a couple of things in the wrong bin. It makes me feel much better.

Anonymous said...

Anon Oct 31 1:00, try putting the placky ring pull from milk bottles in the green recycle, it fucks up their machinasry no end.

banned said...

Rab, how many gold plated Mercedezs do you get for £90,000,000,000 ?

Just to boil yer blood a bit more, the current EU Commission has just extended itself beyond the alloted 5 years for a further 6 months on the somewhat suspect grounds of " because we feel like it ".

Dark Lochnagar said...

Fuck me Rab, you're Mr Angry tonight. I agree mind you. Did you have a bad day at work?

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

DL, I was off! Working last night and it was a cunt of a shift. Sickness is terrible but the work still needs doing...

Thud said...

Like OH I decided some time ago that I could spend my money more effectively than the socialist filth presently in govt. I still pay VAT and indirect taxes but by methods both fair and foul I have reduced my once rather large tax bill to something I can nearly live with....I didn't vote to be part of a socialist super state so selfish or not my money stays close to home untill such time I believe in those that would spend it.

Anonymous said...

Rab,

It was mentioned on another blog but with few details http://www.christianjones.net/2009/10/afghan-electoral-commission-at-work-in.html

As well as political betting http://www2.politicalbetting.com/index.php/archives/2009/10/29/how-will-the-tories-deal-with-david-cameron-the-eu-realist/ comment 121


As I work away from home I don't have hands on knowledge, also not a part of Glasgow I visit.

Hopefully it won't be as bad as Birmingham.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1487145/Labour-activists-had-vote-rigging-factory-to-hijack-postal-votes.html

Though it seems they are practicing in Barnsley.
http://www.thegreenarrow.co.uk/index.php/news/newsbnp/359-something-stinks-in-barnsley-by-election