Wednesday, June 30, 2010

John Barnes = Twat

John Barnes says that the reason England are crap is because they don't play like socialists....

Yeah? I thought it was because they couldn't play as a team/were tired/poorly coached.

Note to the FA. Make sure future England players vote labour.

11 comments:

Sam Duncan said...

I always knew there was something suspect about football.

Mind you, I usually put it down to all those sweaty blokes jumping on each other when one of them scores a goal. But Barnes raises an interesting point too.

The Big Dollop said...

Rab

Not a lot to say about John Barnes, however bro, I do like the new layout of your humble blog.

semper fi

TBD

Conan the Librarian™ said...

Aye.They fucking turtles were daein ma heid in.

RantinRab said...

The new design is merely the result of pressing a button too many. Thus the hastily re-arranged layout.

Conan, to be honest they were getting on my tits as well. They're now in the family freezer and will be served up as pies.

microdave said...

Football joke in today's paper (not telling you which one)

A new Bin Laden video has just been released - in it he says the English team are crap.

Intelligence experts say this doesn't prove he is still alive, as the tape could have been made at any time in the last 44 years...

Dazed And Confused said...

So what was John Barnes excuse when he constantly left his club form behind when turning out for the National team? Does that mean by his own twisted logic that Bobby Robson wasn't a Socialist either? And how about the fact that he's managed both Celtic and Tranmere with disastrous consequences?

Socialism doesn't seem to have helped out his man management skills any, the ridiculous gobshite cunt.

Demetrius said...

My boss she says that they were not good enough by reasons of most of them having lost that extra yard or two and being slow to cover. My added view is that having a high rolling high alcohol lifestyle will take the edge off your game. Especially against well organised quick and skilful teams. There were some good squads there. Ask France and Italy.

Peperbarmi said...

Barnsey is rumoured to have the biggest collection of porn in football.

Walls of it.

bigrab said...

I fear an excuse for England's poor showing is about to be provided via Steven Gerrard.
To find out more, google his name along with pregnant 16 year old.

Up the (In)junction indeed

RantinRab said...

bigrab,

I heard some time ago that he battled through the courts to ensure any 'rumours' were kept out of the papers until after the world cup...

allegedly.

ENGLISHMAN said...

The main fact that England lost is because a third of its players were not ENGLISH,but the inhabitants of an aboretum somewhere in that paradise known as the third world,as far as is known,a tribe of negroes has never been part of the indigenous English population,since it is composed entirely of anglo-saxon caucasians.