Just a quickie...

I've been silent due to having no broadband as we have moved house. Apparently Sky's easy and quick transfer is a load of bullshit as new customers take priority and we waited a month for a phone line and as of today we still have no broadband.

So, Sky and BT, fuck you very much.

Anyway, I have stolen some broadband from the out-laws to type this so I can let you know I'm not dead.

I'm still around on twitter now and again, my new phone only allows me to sign in to twitter for some reason, trying to sign into blogger is beyond it's capability. Follow me @Jock_Bastard.

Anyway, I hope to pop up again shortly.

A BMW driver writes....

Twat Mobile

A day from the diary of a BMW driver...

The other day I was cruising along as usual coming onto one of my motorways,which was very busy with inferior cars.

First off, I couldn't believe that the volume of traffic DIDN'T slow down for me AT ALL as I came off the slip road!

I had to squeeze into a barely big enough gap between two cars in order to get onto my motorway!

The driver of the car behind me did realise his mistake though and honked an apology to me with a long blast of his horn.

Unbelievably, I had to do the same again before I could get to the BMW lane.

Anyway, once I was in the BMW lane and posing along at 110 mph enjoying the adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me,

I noticed an inferior car ahead of me which was not only in the BMW lane of my motorway, but was driving at a ridiculous 70 mph!

Naturally, I got within a foot or so of his rear bumper and flashed my headlights to remind him he shouldn't be in the BMW lane of my motorway and to get out of my way.

Of course, once he realised it was a BMW behind him, he did just that, but I could hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind me!

He also tried to keep up with me and when he realised I would out-run him, he put on some blue lights in his front grill and urged me to get onto the hard shoulder so that he could congratulate me on my excellent car.

Needless to say, I was eager to oblige and when we had stopped, the man gave me a piece of paper confirming what I already knew - that my car goes fast!

Apparently he wants everyone to know what a superior car I have, so I had to take my drivers licence to a police station to be sent away to have some points put on!

(They're not free points either - they're £20 each and I was only allowed 3.)

But the man at the police station said that because I drive a BMW, it won't be much longer before I earn the full 12 points, and then I won't even NEED a driving licence, so they will take it off me!

See, now THAT'S the sort of respect you get when you own and drive a BMW!


(nicked from elsewhere...)

Ecoloons being blamed for Ozzie floods

Happy now, twat?

It seems that the devastating floods in Queensland could have been prevented, or at least could have been less severe if a dam had been built as suggested over thirty years ago, after the last major flood.

However, plans were rejected by 'those who know better' after succesful lobbying by the usual eco fascists and tree huggers.

Federal Environment Minister Peter Garrett on Wednesday said he made the interim decision to reject the controversial $1.8 billion plan to dam the Mary River because evidence showed it could kill off endangered species.

“The project would have serious and irreversible effects on national listed species such as the Australian lungfish, the Mary River turtle and the Mary River cod – both of those endangered."

As is now Brisbane....



On a brighter note, it's good to see the backlash against the doom mongers and global warming nut jobs gathering apace.

The USA has plenty of oil....

....so why is it not being extracted?

According to expert analysis, the good old USA has more oil here than in all the middle east. At current consumption rates there is enough black gold to fuel the USA for over 2000 years. Over a TRILLION barrels worth lie beneath Colorado and Utah. President Bush signed off the drilling permissions way back in August 2005 but so far not one drop has been recovered.

So, how could this be?

There are many reasons.


The price of oil is high and many people are making a fortune from it. Tapping into the new discovery will drop the price.

Could OPEC be funding the ecoloons who vehemently oppose any new oil field developments?

America won't have a reason to trample over foreign nations. Securing oil supplies is a handy excuse for throwing one's weight around the world.

America wants all the oil it can get it's hands on for itself to strengthen it's international power.


I'm sure there are other reasons. I'm sure you can think of a few yourself next time your at the pump and paying nearly £6 a gallon.

A Lady Writes...

The following is a letter published in a newspaper sent in by a woman who is sick and tired of what has happened to this country.

‘Are we fighting a war on terror or aren’t we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores in July 2002, and in New York Sept 11/2001 and have continually threatened to do so since?

Were people from all over the world, not brutally murdered that day in London , and in downtown Manhattan , and in a field in Pennsylvania ?

Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn’t they?

And I’m supposed to care that a few Taliban were claiming to be tortured by a justice system of the nation they come from and are fighting against in a brutal insurgency.

I’ll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11 and 7/7.

I’ll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start caring about the Holy Bible, the mere belief of which is a crime punishable by beheading in Afghanistan

I’ll care when these thugs tell the world they are sorry for hacking off Nick Berg’s head while Berg screamed through his gurgling slashed throat.

I’ll care when the cowardly so-called ‘insurgents’ in Afghanistan come out and fight like men instead of disrespecting their own religion by hiding in mosques and behind women and children.

I’ll care when the mindless zealots who blow themselves up in search of Nirvana care about the innocent children within range of their suicide bombs.

I’ll care when the British media stops pretending that their freedom of speech on stories is more important than the lives of the soldiers on the ground or their families waiting at home to hear about them when something happens.

In the meantime, when I hear a story about a British soldier roughing up an Insurgent terrorist to obtain information, know this:

I don’t care.

When I see a wounded terrorist get shot in the head when he is told not to move because he might be booby-trapped, you can take this to the bank:

I don’t care.

When I hear that a prisoner – who was issued a Koran and a prayer mat, and ‘fed special food’ that is paid for by my taxes – is complaining that his holy book is being ‘mishandled,’ you can absolutely believe in your heart of hearts:

I don’t care.

And oh, by the way, I’ve noticed that sometimes it’s spelled ‘Koran’ and other times ‘Quran.’ Well, believe me!! you guessed it ……

I don’t care!!

If you agree with this viewpoint, pass this on to all your E-mail friends. Sooner or later, it’ll get to the people responsible for this ridiculous behaviour!

If you don’t agree, then by all means hit the delete button. Should you choose the latter, then please don’t complain when more atrocities committed by radical Muslims happen here in our great country! And may I add:

‘Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. Our soldiers don’t have that problem.’

I have another quote that I would like to add, AND…….I hope you forward all this.

Only five defining forces have ever offered to die for you:

1. Jesus Christ

2. The British Soldier.

3. The Canadian Soldier.

4. The US Soldier, and

5. The Australian Soldier

One died for your soul, the other 4 for your freedom.

YOU MIGHT WANT TO PASS THIS ON, AS MANY SEEM TO FORGET ABOUT ALL OF THEM.

AMEN!

Scottish local politics in a nutshell

Comrade James Robertson.
(Complete cunt)

I hate the council. And I hate councillors. I also hate the jumped up twats that infest the public sector. All paid for by us.

It is well known that many councillors grow fat whilst 'representing' their constituents within the gilded palaces that are our town halls. Full of their own self importance they preen and strut in the local press. It is also an amusement to me that most Labour councillors in Scotland still live in a council house. A bought council house, that is. Thanks to the hated Tory bastard Maggie Thatcher's right to buy policy of 1980. Never let principles get in the way of lining your own pocket.

It is of no surprise to me to read the following in the news today-

A DEPUTY Provost has been slammed by neighbours after a council JCB cleared snow from outside his house - but left the rest of the street untouched.

The single sentence above typifies local politics in Scotland, particularly in the West of Scotland and socialist local politicians.

I hate them all.

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'They' have their finger on the switch.

It would seem that the skirmish over the Wikileaks and the subsequent hunting down and incarceration of it's founder is merely the opening of what could turn out to be a long 'cyber war'.

The State and Mega Corp hate any resistance. Their truth is the only truth and the message cannot be diluted or tainted by the questions and investigations of others. We must obey, consume and pay our taxes. No questions asked. Dissent will not be tolerated. Look at what happened to Julian Assange.

The internet is a loose cannon as far as the State and it's buddy Mega Corp are concerned. Extremely hard to control, it is full of dissenting voices. I am one of them and you probably are too, or at least you are questioning what you have been force fed since pre-school.

They don't like the internet.

But wait! Riding to the rescue is a member of Mega Corp with a clever device that could silence all those questions and voices, prevent those seeking information that has not been bent out of shape and distorted to suit the corporate and state message.

Someone in a fancy office chomping on a fat cigar could very easily press a button and deny access to the internet for millions upon millions of people.

And if it's marketed in a clever way, people would actively seek it out Brilliant.

Win/Win for 'them'.

It's going to be a long and difficult war...

Police in Equal Rights shocker...

Isn't it curious that the media is full of wailing so called 'students' who object to the heavy hand of the police. It's not exactly a new phenomenon, is it?

Still, it's good to see lefties getting what they deserve.

A Bogtrotter speaks...

Hat-tip to @Akvavitix