That's MY 50p, the thieving bastard!And what's happened to all the pens that must be down there as well?
Oh aye! And why is YOUR 50p down the back of GORDON'S sofa??
Because I'm absolutely loaded, and his henchmen at HMRC keep taking half of everything I own.Er, Not really....
See you!How the fuck did the Equal Opps training go?Did you ask them if all darkies were criminals from birth?Did you make a speech or what?Tell us all, for fuck's sake.
Haven't been yet!
OI! gordoom you cunt!..if you have nicked the remote control and sweetie wrappers from my sofa, ill kick you in the 'nads!
Hope the fucker found a hairy sweet down there as well.
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