Monday, June 1, 2009

Boyle has a breakdown


Gordon Broon in his best dress


Susan Boyle has been sectioned under the mental health act and is in the Priory clinic for a 'rest'.

And to add to her troubles, Jonah Broon has spoken to Simon 'smug bastard' Cowell and Piers 'fat bastard' Morgan to check on her progress. "I hope Susan is okay" he dribbled.

That'll be her on suicide watch now.

UPDATE- Have a look at the Daily Mash view of the story...

1 comment:

Old Bag said...

poor susan! as if she doesnt have enough to worry about without gorgon sticking his fucking nose in!..lets hope no-one tells susan than he asked after her!