Friday, June 26, 2009

Michael Jackson, a tribute...



Sort of!

I tried to get a different Bo Selecta MJ video but the embed code was disabled.

Update - Put your jokes in the comments please!

16 comments:

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson?

Ferguson will be playing Giggs this September.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Michael Jackson did not die in intensive care after a heart attack.

He died in the children's ward following a stroke...

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Childline have this morning announced 5000 redundancies following the death of Michael Jackson...

Old Holborn said...

Camn anyone smell burning plastic?

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

There has been reports that the ghost of Michael Jackson is haunting a childrens hospital. Looks like he will continue to put the willies up small children.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Early reports say that MJ hasn't been this stiff since young McCauly Culkin stayed over.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Michael Jackson has died of a heart attack. Turns out heart disease comes from his protestant fathers side of the family. It's known as the 'Billy Gene'.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

All of Jacko's tour dates have been cancelled, including Peter, age 9, and Ryan, age 7.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

MJ's final wish is to be carried out, it has been announced.

His ashes are to be made into an Etch a Sketch so small children can still play with him.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

FOR SALE - Chimpanzee and oxygen tent. Genuine reason for selling...

Anonymous said...

When Elvis died all the kids went to his house!
Now MJ has died all the kids are leaving his house!

Chamon motherfucker!

Obama BLeach said...

Im practising ma moonwalkin'
(hope dat wanka Brown dont muscle in on da black grief.

banned said...

Q. What is worse than letting your children stay at MJs place for a sleepover ?

A. Asking Ian Huntley if they can borrow his bathroom.

Obama Bleach (Cillit Bang) said...

I have instructed the FBI, to look into Jacko and tampering...
Let me asure you,
There will be no whitewash at da white house!

Joe Public said...

The BBC today reported:

"And other minor news stories are:
Russia has just been invaded by China; North Korea fired a nuclear missile at Tokyo; and, an earthquake has devastated half of India."

The Ghost of Michael Jackson said...

Shamon muthafukka!

Dudes, you dissin me?

Heee Heeee.