Signs of another infestation have been reported around it's usual territory, the Liebore party.
A press release by Rentokil this morning stated, "It is with great regret that we have to report a sighting of a pest that we previously understood to be eliminated from public view some time ago. Our scientists are working round the clock to re-formulate the poison and all traps will be re-baited as soon as possible".
There has been no reported sighting of the less durable pest that usually accompanies McBride, Dolly Draper, (beardus twattus).
2 comments:
"beardus twattus" - fucking love it!
sadly, the vermin mcbride is attracted to the smell of used nappies and finds it too irrisitible to stay away for too long...
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