There has been reports that the ghost of Michael Jackson is haunting a childrens hospital. Looks like he will continue to put the willies up small children.
Michael Jackson has died of a heart attack. Turns out heart disease comes from his protestant fathers side of the family. It's known as the 'Billy Gene'.
"And other minor news stories are: Russia has just been invaded by China; North Korea fired a nuclear missile at Tokyo; and, an earthquake has devastated half of India."
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What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson?
Ferguson will be playing Giggs this September.
Michael Jackson did not die in intensive care after a heart attack.
He died in the children's ward following a stroke...
Childline have this morning announced 5000 redundancies following the death of Michael Jackson...
Camn anyone smell burning plastic?
There has been reports that the ghost of Michael Jackson is haunting a childrens hospital. Looks like he will continue to put the willies up small children.
Early reports say that MJ hasn't been this stiff since young McCauly Culkin stayed over.
Michael Jackson has died of a heart attack. Turns out heart disease comes from his protestant fathers side of the family. It's known as the 'Billy Gene'.
All of Jacko's tour dates have been cancelled, including Peter, age 9, and Ryan, age 7.
MJ's final wish is to be carried out, it has been announced.
His ashes are to be made into an Etch a Sketch so small children can still play with him.
FOR SALE - Chimpanzee and oxygen tent. Genuine reason for selling...
When Elvis died all the kids went to his house!
Now MJ has died all the kids are leaving his house!
Chamon motherfucker!
Im practising ma moonwalkin'
(hope dat wanka Brown dont muscle in on da black grief.
Q. What is worse than letting your children stay at MJs place for a sleepover ?
A. Asking Ian Huntley if they can borrow his bathroom.
I have instructed the FBI, to look into Jacko and tampering...
Let me asure you,
There will be no whitewash at da white house!
The BBC today reported:
"And other minor news stories are:
Russia has just been invaded by China; North Korea fired a nuclear missile at Tokyo; and, an earthquake has devastated half of India."
Shamon muthafukka!
Dudes, you dissin me?
Heee Heeee.
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