Ev'ryone considered him the coward of the country. He'd never stood one single time to prove the country wrong. His mama named him Gordon, the folks just called him yellow, But something always told me they were reading Gordon RIGHT.
So, it looks like wee Gordon is hiding behind his mama's skirt, too scared to go out and play with the other boys.
Gordon Brown is under pressure to accept Sky News' invitation to a leaders' debate after David Cameron and Nick Clegg agreed to take part.
What has he got to lose? After all he has lost everything anyway. Don't be a yellow belly Gordon!