So, for the shocking 'crime' of leaving a wheelie bin out longer than it should be every adult in the household will be fined £110. Fan-fucking-tastic.
Zoe Kozlik, 21, and her three housemates had to pay £110 each to Leicester council for breaking the new rules.
Her father Chris Kozlik told The Daily Mail: "All my daughter did was leave her bin out past when it should have been. You'd get less for beating somebody up. Power has gone to their heads."
Leicester City Council, which has adopted the fines-for-all strategy, said that the fines were a last resort after the householders had been properly consulted.
"Our city wardens give letters and information to householders where bins are left outside," a spokesman said.
Right, so Zoe and her chums HAD to pay the fine. No questions asked, just pay up you bastards. And who are the 'city wardens' that patrol our streets? The modern day equivelant of the Nazi Party's brownshirts? Overfill your wheelie bin and you can expect your door being kicked in at three in the morning?
The point is, why moan about it? Do something about it. Don't play their game. Get together with others on your street and protest. A road blocked with wheelie bins or march down to the town hall with your bins, stack them up around the building and set fire to them. Maybe then these jumped up little bastards will get the message that they serve us, not the other way around.
So Britain, stop writing poncey letters to the Editor of the Daily Wail or the local rag. Remember, actions speak louder than words.
They only fuck us up the arse because we allow them to do it. Let's get together and CLENCH!