Monday, September 14, 2009

How delicious!


Too old and his wife is a bloke.


How I laughed when I read that the 'queen of pop' Elton John has been told that he cannot adopt a fourteen month old Ukranian orphan because he is -

Too old! and,

Not married! (his civil partnership is not recognised in the Ukraine).

I wonder if the 'ist and phobe' brigade will lather themselves up in a righteous rage! Forget about the troubles facing us here in Blighty, let's arrange a march supporting poor old Reg...

Fantastic stuff!

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9 comments:

The Economic Voice said...

Would you want to be brought up by a man who would teach his child that spend 100k+ a year on flowers is normal.

It would be an upbringing like something out of a Tim Burton Film.

No thanks I would even have my shitty childhood rather than be brought up by him.....no amount of money would afford the therapy bills you would need to pay after adolescence.

Ollie Cromwell said...

No one is ever going to accuse you of being too PC Rab

Gigits said...

If you ask me, Elton John is a fucking racist! What's wrong with an African child. They're good enough for Madonna. She has a collection of them...

Joe Public said...

I hope he has ISA approval to pick up & kiss that poor victim, shown in all its glory on the beloved BBC News tonight.

TheBigYin said...

Thank fuck there is some justice in the world and some people can see that the so called 'gay' fraternity are just self promotional arse bandits! (don't start me on lesbians unless you have the xxx rated video.)

This is how it works Elton, you diminutive little ex junkie, shirt lifting, brown tonguer, you take a fertile woman, who has to be under forty five, more or less, unless you pay some Frankenstein scientist to fuck about with a sixty year old females eggs that are well past their sell by date, and you poke here in the right place, you know, not the brown bit you are accustomed to, the elongated bit that should be moist, you dickwad. Now after you have done this wait nine months and if the silly slag has not knocked one out then try again until she does!

If this does not work then I'm afraid you will have to get rid of that prick you had a 'civil partnership' with (only in the UK and a few other deluded cuntries ffs) and get with what nature intended, the propagation of the species bum boy, (been a long time since you were a boy Elton eh.) Yeah I know you tried that with that German bint but you have to pick a hetrosexual woman, not a lezzer, come on, it aint rocket science is it?

Phew, I'm glad I came out of the closet now, feel better already.

Dazed and Confused said...

It may well be the first time in his life that he's had the rug pulled out from under his feet, instead of off the top of his head.

Rocket man said...

I don't think it will be a long long time before Rocket man is able to adopt in the UK.

hermit said...

"his civil partnership is not recognised in the Ukraine".
It wouldn't be recognised in the Russia either.
It all started in the Denmark in 1989 and quickly spread to the England and the Scotland. They even recognise it down there in the Australia too.

tattiebogle said...

BigYin: whatever Mrs BigYin may have told you, no need to wait the whole 9 months, is usually possible to discover whether pregnant or not within a few days.