Gold medal for saving the world...
Today, the Right Honourable Dr James Gordon Brown MP, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom receives his 'World Statesman of the Year award' from the Appeal of Conscience Foundation.
He receives his award for, unbelievably-
" his compassionate leadership in dealing with the challenging issues facing humanity, his commitment to freedom, human dignity and the environment, and for the major role he has played in helping to stabilize the world’s financial system."
I'm sure you will join me in sending hearty congratulations to our Prime Minister, who completely deserves this honour. His strong leadership and excellent policies have indeed rescued the world's financial system.
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21 comments:
Sweet holy titty-fucking Christ on a burning unicycle.
My Ironoscope™ just exploded, killing my colleague who was wondering where the smoke coming from.
Oh please tell me you're rippin' the pish.
Every day I think to myself "things can't get any worse", and bugger me they always do......
...and jolly well deserved it is too! - I'm typing this with my nose as the nice men in white coats have put me in a funny jacket which fastens up the back - ah! my largactil - thank you matron...
It's fucking unbe-fucking-lievable!
Straight up, it's not a piss take.
God All Fucking Mighty Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He beat Robert Mugabe by a nose.
Bloody fucking hell - unbelievable! And so when is dear Adolf getting his posthumous Nobel Prize for services to humanity and the advancement of Jewry? He's just as suitable a recipient for that award as Gordon is for his i.e. not at fucking all!
That site honouring cunt McSnot has a 'join our mailing list' option. However, when you try to, it comes up with an error. Are you sure you haven't put up a spoof site Rab? If so - good joke.
It's totally genuine. He's getting his award in New York tonight.
Oh God, I feel sick ...
Is it April 1st already?
You really could not make this up! Bliar recently won a peace prize from some American foundation, so its only fair that snotty is not left out. Off for a puke now.
Perhaps it's just a setup (like in "Goodfellas" when Tommy thinks he's going to get "Made" and instead gets a bullet in the head).
I fucking wish.
You couldn't fucking make it up, Rab.
OK Rab,
I've been to their site and I can only hope that the Pope has a lead pill with the fucker's name on it to hand.
Hopefully a great big phekkin 9 yard belt of 50cal ammo and a machine gun hidden under his cassock.
Failing that I hope his eminence stabs the cunt through the heart with the cruiked cross!!!!
OOOOHHHHHH FFFUUUCCKKKK MMEEE!
Previous recipients of the award include Nicolas Sarkozy and Angela Merkel so presumably this shameless group wank moves on to Silvio Berlusconi next year for his lifelong services to pussy.
may as well give the nobel peace prize to B.Liar whist we're in the silly season. Didn't Arafat win that once? How long has the world been insane?
Urban11
Mentalist gets pointless bauble, now where have I seen that before ... hmm ...
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/01/16-22/tom-cruise-scientology-videos.jpg
maybe the medal is a disguised medice dispenser. Every so often a tablet pops out or a needle injects him.
Oh Yuck! It turns out that the award was presented by Henry Kissinger. If there's one person on this earth more creepy and weird than Gordon Brown it's Henry Kissinger. Oh Yucky Poo!
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