Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Gordon gets his award today!


Gold medal for saving the world...


Can you imagine the excitement the Prime Mentalist is feeling today? Today is the day he has been waiting for.

Today, the Right Honourable Dr James Gordon Brown MP, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom receives his 'World Statesman of the Year award' from the Appeal of Conscience Foundation.

He receives his award for, unbelievably-


" his compassionate leadership in dealing with the challenging issues facing humanity, his commitment to freedom, human dignity and the environment, and for the major role he has played in helping to stabilize the world’s financial system."


I'm sure you will join me in sending hearty congratulations to our Prime Minister, who completely deserves this honour. His strong leadership and excellent policies have indeed rescued the world's financial system.

Not.

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21 comments:

SaltedSlug said...

Sweet holy titty-fucking Christ on a burning unicycle.

My Ironoscope™ just exploded, killing my colleague who was wondering where the smoke coming from.

Under the Westway said...

Oh please tell me you're rippin' the pish.

microdave said...

Every day I think to myself "things can't get any worse", and bugger me they always do......

Wycked hors said...

...and jolly well deserved it is too! - I'm typing this with my nose as the nice men in white coats have put me in a funny jacket which fastens up the back - ah! my largactil - thank you matron...

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

It's fucking unbe-fucking-lievable!

Straight up, it's not a piss take.

Tyburn Jig said...

God All Fucking Mighty Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

He beat Robert Mugabe by a nose.

Anonymous said...

Bloody fucking hell - unbelievable! And so when is dear Adolf getting his posthumous Nobel Prize for services to humanity and the advancement of Jewry? He's just as suitable a recipient for that award as Gordon is for his i.e. not at fucking all!

Anonymous said...

That site honouring cunt McSnot has a 'join our mailing list' option. However, when you try to, it comes up with an error. Are you sure you haven't put up a spoof site Rab? If so - good joke.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

It's totally genuine. He's getting his award in New York tonight.

Fausty said...

Oh God, I feel sick ...

Joe Public said...

Is it April 1st already?

DaveP said...

You really could not make this up! Bliar recently won a peace prize from some American foundation, so its only fair that snotty is not left out. Off for a puke now.

Gigits said...

Perhaps it's just a setup (like in "Goodfellas" when Tommy thinks he's going to get "Made" and instead gets a bullet in the head).

I fucking wish.

Barking Spider said...

You couldn't fucking make it up, Rab.

INCOMING!!!!!!! said...

OK Rab,

I've been to their site and I can only hope that the Pope has a lead pill with the fucker's name on it to hand.

Hopefully a great big phekkin 9 yard belt of 50cal ammo and a machine gun hidden under his cassock.

Failing that I hope his eminence stabs the cunt through the heart with the cruiked cross!!!!

OOOOHHHHHH FFFUUUCCKKKK MMEEE!

bloke with nadgers said...

Previous recipients of the award include Nicolas Sarkozy and Angela Merkel so presumably this shameless group wank moves on to Silvio Berlusconi next year for his lifelong services to pussy.

Anonymous said...

may as well give the nobel peace prize to B.Liar whist we're in the silly season. Didn't Arafat win that once? How long has the world been insane?
Urban11

Jayce Kay said...

Mentalist gets pointless bauble, now where have I seen that before ... hmm ...

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/01/16-22/tom-cruise-scientology-videos.jpg

Dramfineday said...

maybe the medal is a disguised medice dispenser. Every so often a tablet pops out or a needle injects him.

bloke with nadgers said...

Oh Yuck! It turns out that the award was presented by Henry Kissinger. If there's one person on this earth more creepy and weird than Gordon Brown it's Henry Kissinger. Oh Yucky Poo!