Because I want to have a CCTV camera on every street corner watching me from dawn to dusk.
Because I want my child to leave school without having a decent education.
Because I want to see my relatives die in an NHS hospital from infections and/or malnutrition and/or proper care and treatment.
Because I want to see thousands of dead foreign civilians.
Because I want the right to have my head kicked in/shot off by unaccountable and unidentifiable Police officers.
Because I want to live in an undemocratic European Super-state.
Because I want to have my emails read and then lost by some apparatchik in Whitehall and/or the local Council.
Because I want to be sure I'm going to have absolutely nothing to show for all my hard years of work when I retire.
Because I believe children having children is perfectly acceptable.
Because I want to go back to travelling round the country on a donkey.
Because I want to be told what to do, what to eat, what to drink and what to think.
Because I want to see my glorious political leaders lapping it up with their gold-plated pensions and their multiple homes with round the clock porn showing on 50" plasma screens.
Because I want to see the poor get poorer and the rich get richer.
Because I want to see our boys being sent off to some foreign land to fight a pointless war and get killed because they haven't got the proper equipment.
Because I want to be fined for just walking down the street minding my own business.
Because I want to spy on my neighbours and be suspicious of everyone.
Because I want to see real crime go unpunished and pensioners locked up for not paying their taxes.
Because I want to be treated with absolute contempt when I grow old.
Because I want to be afraid.
Tip of the manky bandage to Lord Elvis of Paisley.
Feel free to add any more reasons...