Wednesday, April 22, 2009

More reasons to vote for NuLieBore...

Because I want to see more of my hard-earned money thrown at the feckless and the lazy.

Because I want to have a CCTV camera on every street corner watching me from dawn to dusk.

Because I want my child to leave school without having a decent education.

Because I want to see my relatives die in an NHS hospital from infections and/or malnutrition and/or proper care and treatment.

Because I want to see thousands of dead foreign civilians.

Because I want the right to have my head kicked in/shot off by unaccountable and unidentifiable Police officers.

Because I want to live in an undemocratic European Super-state.

Because I want to have my emails read and then lost by some apparatchik in Whitehall and/or the local Council.

Because I want to be sure I'm going to have absolutely nothing to show for all my hard years of work when I retire.

Because I believe children having children is perfectly acceptable.

Because I want to go back to travelling round the country on a donkey.

Because I want to be told what to do, what to eat, what to drink and what to think.

Because I want to see my glorious political leaders lapping it up with their gold-plated pensions and their multiple homes with round the clock porn showing on 50" plasma screens.

Because I want to see the poor get poorer and the rich get richer.

Because I want to see our boys being sent off to some foreign land to fight a pointless war and get killed because they haven't got the proper equipment.

Because I want to be fined for just walking down the street minding my own business.

Because I want to spy on my neighbours and be suspicious of everyone.

Because I want to see real crime go unpunished and pensioners locked up for not paying their taxes.

Because I want to be treated with absolute contempt when I grow old.

Because I want to be afraid.

Tip of the manky bandage to Lord Elvis of Paisley.

Feel free to add any more reasons...


Old Bag said...

that pretty much sums up the UK under gordooms' fascist assfuck regime. things can only get better, my arse.

AngryDave said...

Sounds about right.