Wednesday, April 22, 2009

More reasons to vote for NuLieBore...

Because I want to see more of my hard-earned money thrown at the feckless and the lazy.

Because I want to have a CCTV camera on every street corner watching me from dawn to dusk.

Because I want my child to leave school without having a decent education.

Because I want to see my relatives die in an NHS hospital from infections and/or malnutrition and/or proper care and treatment.

Because I want to see thousands of dead foreign civilians.

Because I want the right to have my head kicked in/shot off by unaccountable and unidentifiable Police officers.

Because I want to live in an undemocratic European Super-state.

Because I want to have my emails read and then lost by some apparatchik in Whitehall and/or the local Council.

Because I want to be sure I'm going to have absolutely nothing to show for all my hard years of work when I retire.

Because I believe children having children is perfectly acceptable.

Because I want to go back to travelling round the country on a donkey.

Because I want to be told what to do, what to eat, what to drink and what to think.

Because I want to see my glorious political leaders lapping it up with their gold-plated pensions and their multiple homes with round the clock porn showing on 50" plasma screens.

Because I want to see the poor get poorer and the rich get richer.

Because I want to see our boys being sent off to some foreign land to fight a pointless war and get killed because they haven't got the proper equipment.

Because I want to be fined for just walking down the street minding my own business.

Because I want to spy on my neighbours and be suspicious of everyone.

Because I want to see real crime go unpunished and pensioners locked up for not paying their taxes.

Because I want to be treated with absolute contempt when I grow old.

Because I want to be afraid.



Tip of the manky bandage to Lord Elvis of Paisley.












Feel free to add any more reasons...

2 comments:

Old Bag said...

that pretty much sums up the UK under gordooms' fascist assfuck regime. things can only get better, my arse.

AngryDave said...

Sounds about right.