Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Nanny swings into action

According to Pravda, every home in the UK is to get a leaflet delivered giving advice about how to prevent swine flu.

Thank fuck for the Nanny State. With me being a fuckwit I wouldn't have had a clue what to do.

Maybe I shouldn't have allowed everyone on the bus to sneeze into my face yesterday. D'oh!


Falco said...

Have you got a number I could call? I've been doing mouth to mouth, (medical emergency I promise), on a pig all day and need to know if that puts me at risk.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

That's what you get for snogging Jackboots Jacqui!