According to Pravda, every home in the UK is to get a leaflet delivered giving advice about how to prevent swine flu.
Thank fuck for the Nanny State. With me being a fuckwit I wouldn't have had a clue what to do.
Maybe I shouldn't have allowed everyone on the bus to sneeze into my face yesterday. D'oh!
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Have you got a number I could call? I've been doing mouth to mouth, (medical emergency I promise), on a pig all day and need to know if that puts me at risk.
That's what you get for snogging Jackboots Jacqui!
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