Wednesday, April 29, 2009

A prophecy of doom





Builders find Auschwitz message

Builders working near the site of the Auschwitz-Birkenau death camp have found a message in a bottle written by prisoners, museum officials say.

The cork was still in the bottle when found. Excited museum officials opened and read out the message at a press conference early today.

The message, written by an inmate of the camp, said -

I had a dream. A vivid, horrible dream. A vision of what is to come to this place in 65 years time.

This god forsaken place is to be visited. Visited by a demon amongst men, reviled and hated by all. Disaster follows in his wake. A man that doom and blackness envelopes.

I write this message in the hope that he reads it, as I will not be around to tell him myself.

My message to the demon is, "Gorgon, do us all a favour and fuck off you cunt"


Historians at the museum are busy deciphering the message and hope to publish their findings soon.

6 comments:

Mark Wadsworth said...

Tasteless. But raised a smile.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Yeah, tasteless.Edited a few times before publishing!

Sue said...

You mean Gordon is the anti-christ, sent to destroy us?

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

He is certainly the anti-something!

The Penguin said...

I liked it, and wish I had thought of it myself.

The Penguin

Gigits said...

Nice one, Rab!