Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Mr Daltrey gives flu advice
WHO raises swine flu alert level
Roger Daltrey, renowned 60's catterwaller for the popular musical combo 'The Who', has raised the alert level for the swine flu pandemic from 'Don't worry, it's only affecting non white foreigners' to 'Fuck me, it's over here'.
In a statement issued by his secretary/nurse, he stated, "Flu can be nasty at the best of times, but for people of my g g g g g g generation it's fucking deadly".
He goes on to list a series of common sense measures that the public can take in order to protect themselves. These include, -
Binning any packets of Doritos that may be in your cupboards
Avoiding the 'Old El Paso' section of your local supermarket
Killing all donkeys
Ensuring that your kids don't watch any Speedy Gonzales cartoons
Make sure you pronounce tortillas as 'tor till az' and not 'tort eea'
Destroying any Jennifer Lopez CDs and DVDs you may own, even though she is not Mexican but you can't be too carefull.
The other long term member of the Who was unavailable for comment as he was too busy looking at kiddie porn on the internet while 'researching' for his 'book'.