Thursday, July 23, 2009

Every man needs one!

'Magic'


I've got one. Every house should have one, particularly houses that are lived in by males.

We got ours from Argos, £200 I think. Worth every penny! A fantastic invention.

I refer of course to that wonder full piece of furniture, the Magic Wardrobe.

I've lost count of the times I've tramped wearily up the stairs, at the end of the day or in the morning after a hard night at work. You peel off your attire and leave it on the floor. Within a few hours, usually by the time I've woken up they've gone! I've no idea where to but they always comes back, hanging up in the magic wardrobe all nicely laundered and ironed.

I've tried many a time to figure out how this happens. I've come to the conclusion that the wardrobe must be inhabited by some sort of laundry fairy, which apparently has a sibling living in the chest of drawers where my socks, boxers, belts and ties are kept.

A fantastic addition to any household, I urge you to rush out and buy one!

We also have magic cutlery and crockery, a magic fridge and a magic cooker.

Sadly, a magic bin that empties itself and a magic lawn that cuts itself seems to be beyond the powers of the fairies.



13 comments:

Henry North London said...

Ive had to employ a new fairy The old one gave out...

TheBigYin said...

No fairies around my house :{, I'm a married man you know! Double :{ :{

Conan the Librarian™ said...

Mine must be faulty, I get an irritating whine when clothes aren't put into the basket.

killemallletgodsortemout said...

Excellent post, Rab!

I have the same type of fairy; the first one was no good, but I've had this one for 17 years. Magic!

the Fairy said...

hmm fairy doesnt live in my side of the wardrobe or drawers, feel sorry for the poor fairy, never escapes its place of work, no breaks and doesn't get paid for it!!!!

captainff said...

My fairy is about half way across the Atlantic right now .. .. .. and won't be back for four weeks! Thankfully the pixies have also gone too.


What do you think my chances of survival will be if I install a nymph to cover the duties of the fairy for this interim period? I'm thinking less than zero .. ..

Gigits said...

That is some funny shit man.

I'm glad to say, that my fairy is pretty much the same as yours - we must've been born lucky!

Goodnight Vienna said...

I'm the only fairy around here.

Barking Spider said...

I misplaced my fairy a few years ago and now it's still lying on the fucking floor when I wake up.

Anonymous said...

Haven't had a magic wadrobe since I left home & got married many years ago. I suspect I'm meant to be the fairy - but fuck that for a game of sojers!

Anonymous said...

Thinking about putting my one back, it seems to have developed a malfunction. Everything was working perfectly when new but now whenever I check the wardrobe my clothes are being squeezed into a smaller and smaller space while the Mrs's clothes and shoes seem to breed during the night such are their numbers.

Not sure if the wardrobe is imbuing them with these nocturnal powers or some outside influence is at work.

The Last Of The Few said...

Mine is gonne hae tae go as well.

It must be a bit damp or something. everytime I take the clothes out they seem to have shrunk a little bit....hmmmm

CryBaby said...

I used to be a fairy and now there's no magic needed. What Bliss!