THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWN RIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
7 comments:
Very good - that raised a smile and I've been a miserable old git today. In fact, I may nick it and email it to a friend. I've got one word to add to Section 1 and that's the word 'solicitor' - always try and remember to say 'lawyer' instead.
10. Here is the correct money, taxi-driver, and a modest 5% tip.
Funny and all very, very true.
Very funny, Rab - here's another difficult one and I know this from experience - SYNTHESISER!
Fuck me Rab, I can't say most of them sober!
Nice one Rab :-)
Bloody hilarious Rab, I'm going to nick this and post it on our Lounge Bar/Well, it made me laugh...section of the F2C forum.
I somehow get the impression that you are talking through experience?
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