To celebrate today, (International Women's Day), Apple have launched a gadget aimed exclusively at women and I am honoured to exclusively reveal to you all the ...................... iRon
Nice one Roberto and it appears to be the portable version without a chord. I must get one for Mrs DL, then she won't have to take the curtains down for pressing. I will as usual be lying on the couch, farting.
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Great to see you acting in a responsible and progressive manner, Rab.
I'll have to ask if Mrs P wants one ... once she has finished cleaning the kitchen floor with her tongue. ;-)
I've just spat whisky over my keyboard.
Reminds me of the video game they released last year.
:p
I'm gonna report you to New Labour wimmin, and especially the Harperson, just as you can show her how the fuck it works.
Although she'd probably fuck that up as well.
So that's where mine is! Get it back here at once Rab, Mr S is missing it as he likes to press his underwear.
By the way he's a dab hand at bedding too - or he will be by the time he has another few months of daily training sessions.
Gaun tae get the wife wan - she loves gadgets!
Surely no iRONy implied?
That's double up as an early Mother's Day present as well.
I suppose it costs twice as much as normal models, and can't be taken back for warranty repairs if you are a smoker?
Nice one Roberto and it appears to be the portable version without a chord. I must get one for Mrs DL, then she won't have to take the curtains down for pressing. I will as usual be lying on the couch, farting.
DL, I lecture at Killie college on lying on the couch farting.
I have a diploma on that very subject.
At last something useful from Apple!
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