Friday, February 5, 2010

Techie Mong Bastards.

Has never seen a naked girl in real life...

You will have noticed my new look. Out with the Rab C. Nesbitt theme and in with a new fresh look. I spent ages looking for a new template as, let's be honest, the old look was a dog's breakfast.

Blogger doesn't have any three column templates. I wanted a three column template so I searched amongst the dozens of sites offering free ones and after extensive (but apparently not extensively enough) testing on my 'fucking about' blog site I settled for this one. I was pleased with the result.

That is, I was pleased until I wanted to add some pics/links to the side bars. Every time I try to move an element of the site using the layout option in my dashboard the thing takes an epileptic fit.

I nearly threw my lap-top out of the window. Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.

I may have to pay, (splutter!!), for a proper site.

So, to the techy mong bastard who done the coding for this template.

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your pubic hair.

You 'look at how clever I am' cocksniff.


Uncle Marvo said...

Please stay with Blogspot. There are loads of bloggers, some amongst my favourites, with their own space, but many of them are a bastard to post a comment on. And slow.

One exception is Tory Totty's - it is VERY slick (the new one) and comments are easy too.

I might be able to do you some free web space (you'll have to pay for the URL only).

Let me know.

RantinRab said...

I'll probably end up using a proper blogger template, thanks for the offer.

I agree with the comments comment, on some sites I never comment on becasue it's a pain in the arse.

Quiet_Man said...

I use blogger and adapted my own 3 column template. I could send you a copy if you wish.

Old Holborn said...

My template has three colomns, runs on blogger and was free.

You fucking luddite mong

The Big Dollop said...


The following link may be just what you are looking for - I use this blog theme in another blog which none of you bastards know about .. LOL

once you download the code - adjust the layout and colour scheme to suit

Cheers Bro


Argent said...

Mine's got 3 columns as well and was standard template. Not put pix in the sides yest but loads of other stuff. Hang in there. Love the new look too.

RantinRab said...

Holby, as is mine. Just a wee issue with the page elements, that's all.

And at least I can spell columns properly, you fucking retard. :o)

Anonymous said...

why didn't u just come beg me to help like u usually do ya tit haha