Thursday, April 1, 2010

Have a good weekend. I won't.

You won't be hearing much from me over the weekend. It's our second busiest time of the year and once again I am working right through to Monday to keep the great unwashed stocked up with biscuits and bog roll. All for no extra cash, bank holiday payments/Sunday double time are things of the distant past. No matter, the company I work for made record breaking profits and that's the main thing, eh?

Anyway, I see the Abbott video has been pulled yet again. Fuck 'em. We've made our point.

So, loyal reader, have a decent Easter weekend. If you have to work, I hope it's not so bad. I know I'm going to have a tough weekend ahead, but I should have tried harder at school and got a decent job...

And I've been off the cigs for a week now. I could happily kick a puppy to death for one right now.

I really could.

26 comments:

Dazed And Confused said...

I smoke ten cigs a day simply to annoy people who don't like it. I often forget all about cigerettes completely, until I see someone with Socialist leanings. Then straight away I'm craving a smoke.

Odd that.

tris said...

Dazed... more than odd, I’d say.... but you must be incredibly rich if you can afford 10 cigarettes a day just to annoy people and rich people are odd. I used to smoke until my lung collapsed. I hope you get a lot of enjoyment out of annoying socialists; you'll need something happy to look back on when you're in this much pain!

Hey Rab... Good luck with giving up. And I hope the weekend isn't too awful. That’s the problem isn’t it? Someone has to pay for the incompetence of the City, the bankers and the government, and it sure as hell isn’t going to be any of the people at the top... so us lower orders had better have broad shoulders! Pensioners first, then the sick, then low paid employees..... We all must share the pain.

Mr. Mxyzptlk said...

Shame!
Me I'm working for TREBLE time..join the unite union and then you will not be exploited.........

Mind under Cameron your life is going to be even worse

Catosays said...

Mr. Mxyzptlk, April 1, 2010 4:18 PM


Mind under Cameron your life is going to be even worse


So's yours!!!!!!!!!!!

RantinRab said...

Niko, you're a cunt and you know it!!

Dazed And Confused said...

Christ, not only have we been infiltrated by the "glorious" U.A.F. now we've got the fucking righteous to contend with.

Tris......Report to Leg Iron immediately, for detoxification, as choice is a wonderful thing whether be it kills you or not.

That's why I annoy Socialists. They also refer to themselves as "Mr Hobson".

microdave said...

"To keep the great unwashed stocked up with biscuits and bog roll."

Don't forget the Easter Eggs, and Hot Cross Buns....

Hope you get through the weekend without too much animal cruelty!

tris said...

Jeez mate. You must think I give a fuck. Not at all. You don't have to be a wild socialist and want to run people's lives to pass on a bit of advice handed down by a doctor. I don't care if your lung collapses really; it'll make no difference to me.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Rab, never mind that Greek cunt. You've got a job and with these socialist cunts having wrecked the economy and the country over the last thirteen years, that's a blessing. Anyway, this is fucking Scotland. We don't celebrate Easter. My father had a shop, when I was young and I remember him working on Christmas day!

Mr. Mxyzptlk said...

Rab

http://www.criticallayouts.com/images/rsgallery/original/roflmao-ag1.gif


Dark Lochnagar,


http://www.gifninja.com/Workspace/e1d1b85f-257e-462f-999c-ceff594c6046/output.gif

def you!

Corrugated Soundbite said...

Blimey Rab, you've pulled in a cracker in the shape of Niko (who should enjoy his cash while he can, before Rajendra Pachauri decides his job is being outsourced to India).

To the other commenters - it's probably best not to read too much into the words of someone who would rather be outside in the pissing rain propping up a picket line whilst those he blocks out sit in the warm at home with a mug of tea in front of the telly ;-)

Anyway Rab, hope it's as stress free as it can possibly be given the circumstances. And may you deprive Niko's masters of much fag duty in years to come.

RantinRab said...

To be fair, Niko's alright. For a socialist!

Anonymous said...

Best of luck serving the great unwashed... aka the people

Hopefully you'll have enough time to read through this

http://www.heraldscotland.com/revealed-cronyism-at-heart-of-purcell-s-council-1.1017770

Anonymous said...

the great unwashed... aka the people ?

hopefully you'll find enough time over the weekend to read this

http://www.heraldscotland.com/revealed-cronyism-at-heart-of-purcell-s-council-1.1017770

TheBigYin said...

You've been off the cigs for a week Rab eh, I feel your pain...not really, I'm still smoking me fookin' head off on Morrison's Gold Leaf.

As for you working the [holiday] weekend for the UK's fave SuperDupermarket...well shut the fuck up and keep going till your brains and body go to mush or until that fat bitch customer with the four crying anklebiters explodes because she is, in truth, a Slitheen.

I wouldn't be in your job Rab, not for all the money in the world, well if I had all the money in the world I still COULDN'T do your job.

Instead of money this weekend would a medal help? :)

killemallletgodsortemout said...

Happy Easter, ya bad-tempered scotch cunt!!!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Rab, have a good time sticking fucking labels on apples while I sit in my garden in the sun, sipping a cocktail or two. I'll think of you. Aye, my big, fat, hairy arse I will!

Mr. Mxyzptlk said...

Rab

Have finished my stint for the weekend two days off now......Little bit extra in the bank as well....yummy

TheBigYin said...

My comment doesn't look as funny now that I'm sober Rab. No ill will was meant. I'm on the wagon now for ever, unless I fall off occassionally, of course. :¬)

RantinRab said...

Big Yin, I've been really upset since you posted that comment... honest!

Don't worry about it mate.

RantinRab said...

DL, sipping cocks more like!! ;o)

RantinRab said...

Killemall, fuck Easter. And the horse it rode in on.

RantinRab said...

Niko, you're still a socialist faced cunt!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Rab, what in sunny Symington?

Leg-iron said...

Still holding out, Rab? or are you going through twenty puppies a day by now?

If it's getting tough, it could be worth trying an Electrofag with zero-nicotine fluid. No guarantees but it's way better than patches or gum.

When I go out to somewhere I know I won't get a chance to smoke, I leave the tobacco at home and just take the Electrofag with me.

Worth a try. Even if zero-nicotine doesn't work and you go on to nicotine juice, you're still not really smoking.

Mr. Mxyzptlk said...

Why thank you Rab thats all i ever wanted to be all my life is a socialist faced cunt!