Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Are you a psycho?


Do you have psychopathic tendencies? An American professor of nutology, (or something), carried out research years ago which included interviewing all the serial killers in American prisons. He asked them to answer a question, to which ALL the killers gave the same answer. Thus, if you give the same answer you pretty much have psychopathic tendencies.

A friend asked me the question some time ago and apparently I was the only one to give the 'right' answer....

So, please give your response to the following in the comments and I will let you know who the psychopaths are! If you already know if this, don't be a knob and spoil it for others, I may hunt you down and murder you. After all, I am a bit of a psycho.

Right, answer the following,

A woman attends her Mother's funeral. Whilst there, she meets a man and falls in love. Love at first sight, if you will.

At the end of the funeral, he leaves without giving her his contact details.

A week later, the woman murders her sister.

Why?

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Rab,
mmm got to wonder why you were given a psycho test? Was it part of your rehabilitation?

Martin said...

Um. Some sort of twisted believe her sister was competition for the man's love stick?

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Martin, you are not a psycho!

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Martin, you are not a psycho!

Martin said...

If that's the result you're getting, your test is broken.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

I seem to be repeating myself!

Anonymous said...

Did the woman kill her mother too?

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Anon 10.29

Nope.

captainff said...

She kills her sister because the man is her sister's husband.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Sorry captainff, wrong!

Anonymous said...

The womans so very angry she needed to kill someone

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Still no closer...

captainff said...

You're sorry I'm wrong? I'm deliriously happy I'm not a psycho!!!

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Anonymous said...

The man with no name killed the mother and sister and put the blame on her

Ruth said...

1> Because she could? (That's a psycho's answer)

2> Because her sister had killed her mother?

Jen said...

Because she wanted to.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

All wrong!!

I there was me thinking that I wasn't the only psycho in the blogosphere..

I will give the answer tonight.

Swiss Bob said...

Rab,

I couldn't guess but Google is a wonderful source of information.

I hope you won't mind if I give everyone a clue:

Think of the answer as a punchline to a sick joke and you're halfway there.

Conan the Librarian™ said...

You're not alone Rab.

Now, back to my nice Chianti...

Anonymous said...

Rab,
I think she killed her sister so they could meet at a funeral again.
Regards
Seeking Justice UK

Constantly Furious said...

I honestly got what I'm sure is the right answer (which I won't share yet) immediately, though I've never seen the question before.

What kind of a fucking nutter am I?

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Right, the 'correct' answer has been given.

Seeking Justice UK, you have psychopathic tendencies! Welcome to the club...

CF, we all know what kind of nutter you are!

banned said...

I had no clue until pointed in the right direction, does that mean I can't claim Psychosis as my excuse ?