BURGLARS: When fleeing from the police, run with your right arm sticking out at 90 degrees, wrapped in a baby mattress in case they set one of their dogs on you.
I liked the one in this month's VIZ about how the Queen would have shat herself if she had been invited to the D-Day landings, so why is she in the huff 65 years later!
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Rab, you know it's wrong to steal from people.
The government hates competition.
When driving down the motorway close your left eye and mumble like you're half asleep. It doesn't half scare the passenger !
And don't forget to throw plenty of empty Cornflakes packets around the house in case you fall!
I liked the one in this month's VIZ about how the Queen would have shat herself if she had been invited to the D-Day landings, so why is she in the huff 65 years later!
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