Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Set up your own country!


Official Motto -
Gordon Brown can go fuck himself.

What a brilliant story this is.

Imagine it, setting up your own little country. Living your life the way you want to, without interference and meddling from the 'authorities'.

The tiny nation surrounded by the sea has been invaded by the Germans and the Dutch, (honest), and was re-taken by helicopter assault. It's like living your very own adventure.

It's up for sale at £600 million if you're interested.

Or we could all chip in a tenner each and send Gordon and the rest to live out their retirement six miles off the coast. With no boats or helicopters.

Sounds like a plan...

6 comments:

Fidothedog said...

Great idea, dump the one eyed hoon there with no food either.

Barking Spider said...

I really like option two!

Joe Public said...

"Or we could all chip in a tenner each and send Gordon and the rest to live out their retirement six miles off the coast. With no boats or helicopters."

Like shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted.

Goodnight Vienna said...

What a fantastic story that is. I specially liked the German invasion and the subsequent retaking by Prince Michael (and Princess Joan) by helicopter.
As for Brown & Co - count me in for a tenner because it's still close enough to hire a boat, pack a picnic hamper and enjoy a family outing at sea, yelling insults at them.

Henry North London said...

we would need to sell all the houses owned by the libertarian party and we dont have that much space for the whole membership on that platform

13th Spitfire said...

Now now we must think clearly on this issue. If we dump Gordon on it he will nationalise it. If he nationalises it then we become responsible for the cyclope once again. Do we really want that, honestly?