Esther to stand for parliament?

Anyone got a dog that can say "troughing bastards"?

Esther is to do a 'Martin Bell' if the good people of Luton show enough support.

She said she was 'sick' of MPs abusing taxpayers' money.

'My reasoning is simple. Margaret Moran changed the address of her second home to her husband's in Southampton just days before spending £22,500 on repairing dry rot there.

In all, she "flipped" her second home on three occasions, seemingly to take advantage of the expenses system.'

Miss Rantzen acknowledged that the MP had agreed to hand back the cash. 'She may think this is enough.

Her constituents, however, may beg to differ - and if they do, I am more than happy to offer myself up as an alternative.'

Good on her. I'm sure she will get plenty of support.