Saturday, May 23, 2009

Quackers MP 'humiliated'


"Quack Quack", sorry I meant "Trough Trough"



The MP who spent £1645 of our money on a floating hotel for his ducks has stated that he feels 'ashamed' and 'humiliated'.

Hmmm, not good enough you troughing bastard.

He's probably 'ashamed' because he got caught and 'humiliated' because we know he has a duck fetish. The dirty bastard.

However it is nice to know that the ducks apparently have some morals. The ducks never liked the floating island.

Perhaps the 646 should take some lessons from Daffy and his chums.

5 comments:

Fidothedog said...

Well fuck a duck, as he does.

Anonymous said...

The trougher is probably claiming second home allowance for his ducks seeing as they didn't settle in their first home.

Chalcedon said...

I've always admired the moral rectitude of ducks in general. You know where you are with a duck. Does it swim? Does it reppel water from its back? Does it say "Quack"? If yes to all three, it's duck. Pity you can't tell which MPs are troughing, venal, corrupt, thieving bastards by their behaviour.....oh wait.......YOU CAN!!!!!

Joe public said...

Hate to burst the bubble, and whilst he claimed for it, at least someone at the Fees Office rejected the claim.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

It's the thought that counts! He tried to claim it, the troughing bastard.