Saturday, May 23, 2009

Patrick Swayze is not dead...

Alive and kicking. Apparently.

Rumours of the death of Hollywood star Patrick Swayze are not true, according to his publicist Annett Wolf.

Kiss FM, a Florida radio station, twittered the other day that he had died.

However, she has not denied claims that the actor is to star in a re-make of his most succesful film, 'Ghost'.

"Probably next year" she stated.


Anonymous said...

It can't be long before he's dirty dancing with Jade though. I heard she's been busy babysitting for the Camerons.

killemallletgodsortemout said...

Anon - yer kunt!

I've never had Irish Whiskey running out of my nostrils - till I read that.

Anonymous said...

A month in heaven and Jade is up for eviction.
Beaten by a moped no less as she couldn't reach 30.

Phil Zombie said...

Naebody paps Swayze in the coroner! Lol.