Dear Jordan, I'm sorry to hear of your marital troubles. It's all to easy to forget about the children when parents split up. If it's okay with you, can I have the black one? Love and kisses, Madge
I was gonna pad the post out a bit but I was using my phone and, to be honest, it's shit! When I'm on a work cycle, I just don't have the time to get near a computer. Fucking night shift!
There are a few politicians that need adopting by a multi millionairess these days. The poor wee lambs wouldn't need to fiddle their expenses then, would they?
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Ouch. (giggle)
Wicked. Wish I'd thought of it!
(Problem for Madge is the wee bastards ugly as fuck and mentally retarded. Or something. Hardly surprising given the parents).
The Penguin
Muhahahaha. Like it!
She needs another Malawian though to complete the set. They're more valuable as a breeding pair...
I was gonna pad the post out a bit but I was using my phone and, to be honest, it's shit! When I'm on a work cycle, I just don't have the time to get near a computer. Fucking night shift!
There are a few politicians that need adopting by a multi millionairess these days. The poor wee lambs wouldn't need to fiddle their expenses then, would they?
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