Thursday, May 14, 2009

Madonna sends her best wishes.

Dear Jordan, I'm sorry to hear of your marital troubles. It's all to easy to forget about the children when parents split up. If it's okay with you, can I have the black one? Love and kisses, Madge

5 comments:

woman on a raft said...

Ouch. (giggle)

The Penguin said...

Wicked. Wish I'd thought of it!

(Problem for Madge is the wee bastards ugly as fuck and mentally retarded. Or something. Hardly surprising given the parents).

The Penguin

Gigits said...

Muhahahaha. Like it!

She needs another Malawian though to complete the set. They're more valuable as a breeding pair...

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

I was gonna pad the post out a bit but I was using my phone and, to be honest, it's shit! When I'm on a work cycle, I just don't have the time to get near a computer. Fucking night shift!

TheBigYin said...

There are a few politicians that need adopting by a multi millionairess these days. The poor wee lambs wouldn't need to fiddle their expenses then, would they?