Sunday, May 17, 2009

Go on Liz, you know you want to!



"One is really pissed off with One's government"



Her Maj has told the Prime Mentalist, Gorgon McDoom, that she is 'deeply troubled' by all the troughing going on. This is Queen speak for 'sort it or I'll sort you, you useless one eyed bastard'.

Her trigger finger must be twitching like mad, ready to fire the bullet that dissolves the House of Commons and kicks off a General Election. She will know that to do so would create a major constitutional crisis in the UK, but in my opinion she should fire that bullet.

At the very least, I would hope that she puts some pressure on the Prime Mentalist to call an election sooner rather than later, even though she is not really supposed to poke her royal nose into politics. With the outrage from the sheeple gathering momentum by the hour, I think Her Maj would have a lot of public support for being seen to do the 'right thing'.

Talking of the sheeple, even the scum are aware of the troughing. I was in the local shop the other morning and the place was full of 'locals' discussing the expenses scandal. I was very surprised as usually they just discuss how much money they can pool together in order to buy a 'cairy oot' and who's been put in jail and who's just come out of jail.

When I gave my opinion that come election time they should spoil their ballot paper or vote for one of the smaller candidates I got slack jawed stares in response.

Ah well, small steps and all that I suppose...

5 comments:

Tory Poppins said...

Great post Rab! Gotta say, I obviously agree and wish Queenie'd get on the case ASAP!

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

I'm sure she reads this blog, so anytime now...

Old Bag said...

you go, yer maj!..fire that bullet!..it is what your sheeple demands of you right now, so get off yer throne and sort out the shit that cunt gordoom got us in!

ahhh.how refreshing to see the locals taking an intrest in the troughing..it must be just where you are, mucker because the chavs where i am are still only intrested in diamond white and trainers.

Gigits said...

It would be great, but I'm afraid that Liz won't do a damn thing.

She is effectively just a ceremonial figurehead. The dissolution of parliament, although completely justified and, theoretically, within her remit, is not going to happen in this day and age.

Fuck!

Alan Wallace Jury Team said...

I think it would be a great PR move by the Queen - it would probably guarantee the monarchy for a hundred years. If she went one further, and threw some of them in the Tower of London, she'd be so popular she'd probably be elected Pope.