Friday, May 8, 2009
Parliament announces new sponsorship deal
"Clearly, the Honourable Members have probably the biggest brass necks in the country and require regular polishing". He goes on, "the board of the company have been mulling over the deal for some time now but when details emerged earlier about the expense claims and the squeals of 'it's within the rules' emanating from Westminster, it made their minds up for them".
The factory responsible for manufacturing the product has been put on a 24/7 production cycle to cope with the expected upturn in demand.
Rumours that Darling and Hoon are to have the brasso logo tattooed on their necks have still to be confirmed.